Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Billy]

I was implying that I completely forgot what you were looking for

I know what I'M looking for... Or looking AT anyway. Dayum.

Woohoo!

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[Billy]

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

 

[Billy]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From theNorthwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Trina?

 

[CrazyKASG]

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

 

[Lurvis33]

Another nice "Jeep Experience" article...

https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a23012401/everyone-can-relate-to-the-jeep-wrangler/



Every time I read these, I smile. I'm so happy I took the plunge and jumped onto the Wrangler train when I did.

That was a great read

 

[CrazyKASG]

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From theNorthwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Trina?

:cwl::cwl::cwl:

 

[Matthew/E36]

An accurate depiction of me in snow

...but which one are you?!?!

 

[Billy]

I’ve never gone outside naked. But, if I have to go downstairs in the middle of the night, I don’t bother getting dressed...not worth it

(Billy plots how to do a stake-out in Trina's basement)

 

[Billy]

Never outside naked? No skinny dipping? Billy is gonna have a hay day with this.

How TF did I miss this? I'm slipping.

 

[Billy]

Knope...we have bugs and alligators

Skinny dip with me & you won't be worried about either of those...

 

[Sean L]

 

[Sean L]

Skinny dip with me & you won't be worried about either of those...

You'll be the one getting eaten... lol

 

[Matthew/E36]

Another nice "Jeep Experience" article...

https://www.roadandtrack.com/car-culture/a23012401/everyone-can-relate-to-the-jeep-wrangler/



Every time I read these, I smile. I'm so happy I took the plunge and jumped onto the Wrangler train when I did.

Nice share!

 

[Smarrtazz]

Skinny dip with me & you won't be worried about either of those...

 

[Billy]

HOLY HELL! I’m excited!! How amazing!! Good morning..btw

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