Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Sean L]

Remember to take your LSD at the end of the song so that it hits when they're riding the boat through the tunnel!

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[Billy]

Alright Billy, wipe the drool off your chin already...

That's not my chin...

 

[cedxc2005]

They call me the Marathon man...

(The first pop only counts as a warm up...)

He's on a roll today...

 

[obwahn]

Lagertha is a mutt. A frame from the first order, drivetrain from the second, all the rest from the third.

Edit: And since it's a Rubicon, gonna blow up anyway.

 

[Smarrtazz]

JL heaven in Richfield Springs NY!

 

[Smarrtazz]

Lagertha is a mutt. A frame from the first order, drivetrain from the second, all the rest from the third.

Edit: And since it's a Rubicon, gonna blow up anyway.

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

 

[cedxc2005]

I like the drive through touch less because they have the undercarriage spray jets

Than I wipe her down with CGs

Strangely enough, I can't find one of those for the life of me. All of them around here are the slappy-mop ones. (that's a technical term of course )

 

[Billy]

Lagertha is a mutt. A frame from the first order, drivetrain from the second, all the rest from the third.

Edit: And since it's a Rubicon, gonna blow up anyway.

Welp, it's been nice OB. You're doomed I'm afraid.

 

[Smarrtazz]

That's not my chin...

 

[obwahn]

Welp, it's been nice OB. You're doomed I'm afraid.

That's what I figured. Maybe I should drive down to FL so Wrikki and Lagertha can share a self-detonation celebration together.

 

[Sean L]

Lagertha is a mutt. A frame from the first order, drivetrain from the second, all the rest from the third.

Edit: And since it's a Rubicon, gonna blow up anyway.

 

[Billy]

That's what I figured. Maybe I should drive down to FL so Wrikki and Lagertha can share a self-detonation celebration together.

You have impugned Largertha's honor. Not sure you'll survive.

 

[Smarrtazz]

That's what I figured. Maybe I should drive down to FL so Wrikki and Lagertha can share a self-detonation celebration together.

:cwl::cwl: Our meeting will be explosive

 

[obwahn]

:cwl::cwl: Our meeting will be explosive

 

[cedxc2005]

A penguin is driving along the highway when, suddenly his engine starts running rough and he sees smoke in his rear view mirror. He pulls off the highway and finds the nearest service station, and pulls up to the garage with the car shaking and sputtering. He tells the mechanic what happened, and the mechanic says "OK, give me 10 minutes to check it out."

Meanwhile, the penguin sees an ice cream shop across the street. Thinking this is a perfect time for a tasty treat, he heads over and gets himself an ice cream cone.

After he finishes, he walks back over to the garage, and asks the mechanic "So, did you find out what's wrong?"

The mechanic looks at the penguin and says "It looks like you blew a seal."

The penguin quickly wipes his face and says "Oh, no, that's just the ice cream."

Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From theNorthwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband, who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

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