(non) off-road shaming - why?

[Stormin’ Moorman]

Yeah, i look down on people who buy Jeeps (especially Rubicons), spend thousands of dollars modifying them, get on this forum and opine on every single thread and don't actually wheel. It's not because I'm jealous, i just take offense at people pretending to be something they're not. I'm not judgmental or trying to be a "big man", but I just refuse to participate in your fake self image. And besides, they're probably fucking morons.

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[Jeepmarkjl]

I look down at and with utter disgust at “people” who buy fully loaded minivans and don’t have kids and don’t try to jam 6 full sheets of plywood in the back. Minivans are supposed to be covered inside with old milk and popsicle sticks. There should be the faint smell of spilled coffee and diaper blowout. Random parts of toys from happy meals should be nestled tightly in crevices. And the thing that really pisses me off is morons who buy the fully loaded touring edition with the remote rear lift gate BUT PUT THIER GROCERIES IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT. Come on.
Soccer mom/dad posers

 

[Jjirish]

I look down at and with utter disgust at “people” who buy fully loaded minivans and don’t have kids and don’t try to jam 6 full sheets of plywood in the back. Minivans are supposed to be covered inside with old milk and popsicle sticks. There should be the faint smell of spilled coffee and diaper blowout. Random parts of toys from happy meals should be nestled tightly in crevices. And the thing that really pisses me off is morons who buy the fully loaded touring edition with the remote rear lift gate BUT PUT THIER GROCERIES IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT. Come on.
Soccer mom/dad posers

You tell em!!

 

[Jjirish]

Yeah, i look down on people who buy Jeeps (especially Rubicons), spend thousands of dollars modifying them, get on this forum and opine on every single thread and don't actually wheel. It's not because I'm jealous, i just take offense at people pretending to be something they're not. I'm not judgmental or trying to be a "big man", but I just refuse to participate in your fake self image. And besides, they're probably fucking morons.

Ohhh really? So im a moron? Bc i did some mods on my jeep but stick to medians as my offroading? Im not fronting or being fake. I invested 100k in my jeep and i love it, but you look down on me? I straight up say i will never use my winch, i liked the way it looked with the bumper i chose. You are absolutely judgemental. So look down on me, but first, you'd have to catch me.

 

[entropy]

Yeah, i look down on people who buy Jeeps (especially Rubicons), spend thousands of dollars modifying them, get on this forum and opine on every single thread and don't actually wheel. It's not because I'm jealous, i just take offense at people pretending to be something they're not. I'm not judgmental or trying to be a "big man", but I just refuse to participate in your fake self image. And besides, they're probably fucking morons.

Damn.

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

Ohhh really? So im a moron? Bc i did some mods on my jeep but stick to medians as my offroading? Im not fronting or being fake. I invested 100k in my jeep and i love it, but you look down on me? I straight up say i will never use my winch, i liked the way it looked with the bumper i chose. You are absolutely judgemental. So look down on me, but first, you'd have to catch me.

$100k? Really? I'm going to need to see some pics of that. And the definition of fronting or being fake in jeep world is putting a winch on a jeep you never plan to wheel. And you said you're too scared to use it anyway. That's terrible, and y'all must have a lot more money than i do to waste so much of it.

 

[Punknhed]

Ohhh really? So im a moron? Bc i did some mods on my jeep but stick to medians as my offroading? Im not fronting or being fake. I invested 100k in my jeep and i love it, but you look down on me? I straight up say i will never use my winch, i liked the way it looked with the bumper i chose. You are absolutely judgemental. So look down on me, but first, you'd have to catch me.

not if your in that 392 he wont lol.

 

[Blazing Saddles]

$100k? Really? I'm going to need to see some pics of that. And the definition of fronting or being fake in jeep world is putting a winch on a jeep you never plan to wheel. And you said you're too scared to use it anyway. That's terrible, and y'all must have a lot more money than i do to waste so much of it.

Maybe? She has ~250k in vehicles listed in her profile. I'm not coming to her defense, as if she really is a redhead, you can deal with that temperament on your own. More or less, why care? Being upset aint gonna change a damn thing.

 

[Jjirish]

$100k? Really? I'm going to need to see some pics of that. And the definition of fronting or being fake in jeep world is putting a winch on a jeep you never plan to wheel. And you said you're too scared to use it anyway. That's terrible, and y'all must have a lot more money than i do to waste so much of it.

I will not attempt to use any tool that i have not been taught how to use properly and safely. If an experienced jeeper ever asked to use my jeep and her winch i would gladly offered up the keys. Im nice like that. My daughter put the same winch on her jeep (shes 14). We dont waste money, we spend it on things that make us happy. My jeep literally says mall crawler on her. So no fronting.
Here's a pic of HER HIGHNESS... jeep #9 for me.
I know you just love her name, too.

 

[Punknhed]

$100k? Really? I'm going to need to see some pics of that. And the definition of fronting or being fake in jeep world is putting a winch on a jeep you never plan to wheel. And you said you're too scared to use it anyway. That's terrible, and y'all must have a lot more money than i do to waste so much of it.

good grief. pay attention man she has a 392 and her man if i remember correct has a rubicon.
who gives a flying rats ass how much they have invested, or what they do or dont do.
When my jeep is paid off i plan on buying a Z06 Corvette, and I can just about guarantee it will not go down a race track, does that make me a poser or loser because i bought a performance edition and dont race it. people like you and your comments are why people get disgusted and decide not to join groups because they dont want to hear that type of crap. People like you are the reason I only wheel with my brother and oh btw we just have little ole sport editions. : /

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

I will not attempt to use any tool that i have not been taught how to use properly and safely. If an experienced jeeper ever asked to use my jeep and her winch i would gladly offered up the keys. Im nice like that. My daughter put the same winch on her jeep (shes 14). We dont waste money, we spend it on things that make us happy. My jeep literally says mall crawler on her. So no fronting.
Here's a pic of HER HIGHNESS... jeep #9 for me.
I know you just love her name, too.

Well, that is a pretty Jeep...and i see you have many ducks.

 

[Jjirish]

good grief. pay attention man she has a 392 and her man if i remember correct has a rubicon.
who gives a flying rats ass how much they have invested, or what they do or dont do.
When my jeep is paid off i plan on buying a Z06 Corvette, and I can just about guarantee it will not go down a race track, does that make me a poser or loser because i bought a performance edition and dont race it. people like you and your comments are why people get disgusted and decide not to join groups because they dont want to hear that type of crap. People like you are the reason I only wheel with my brother and oh btw we just have little ole sport editions. : /

Daughter has the rubi.. my man... who isnt my man has the raptor. And if i had my way... id have a 2000 sport all moded up so i could go offroading for real...

 

[Jjirish]

Well, that is a pretty Jeep...and i see you have many ducks.

Look dude. I get the offroad thing. This is not a jeep i would offroad with. But you better believe i still want to have a cool looking jeep. I dont front. I am what i am. And what i dont have is a true offroad worthy jeep bc i need a dd jeep. Believe me... i would love to spend my weekends on trails kissing the rocks. So yeah, i have a great jeep. Can i use it like a real jeep? Nope. And that sucks!

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

good grief. pay attention man she has a 392 and her man if i remember correct has a rubicon.
who gives a flying rats ass how much they have invested, or what they do or dont do.
When my jeep is paid off i plan on buying a Z06 Corvette, and I can just about guarantee it will not go down a race track, does that make me a poser or loser because i bought a performance edition and dont race it. people like you and your comments are why people get disgusted and decide not to join groups because they dont want to hear that type of crap. People like you are the reason I only wheel with my brother and oh btw we just have little ole sport editions. : /

So for the record, the thread is asking our opinions on the subject. I didn't just show up and shit all over everyone. I don't care what people spend their money on, but that doesn't make it any less stupid.

People who buy diesel trucks and don't have anything to tow, stupid.
People who buy jeeps , mod them and don't wheel them, stupid.
People who buy supercharged corvettes and don't do second gear pulls, stupid.

It's all just FAKE BULLSHIT and I won't participate in your delusions.

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

Look dude. I get the offroad thing. This is not a jeep i would offroad with. But you better believe i still want to have a cool looking jeep. I dont front. I am what i am. And what i dont have is a true offroad worthy jeep bc i need a dd jeep. Believe me... i would love to spend my weekends on trails kissing the rocks. So yeah, i have a great jeep. Can i use it like a real jeep? Nope. And that sucks!

I'm not hating on you and never singled you out. It's the principle for me. In principle it gets under my skin, but it's your money to spend however you wish. Again, the thread was asking our opinions and that's mine.

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