Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

They're scarred for life I tell ya.

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[Billy]

Oh, and I finished getting the piano apart this morning. Busy day!

What’s wrong with a lil tannerite?

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

What’s wrong with a lil tannerite?

It's not as good as a lot of tannerite.

 

[Billy]

 

[Billy]

Umm what?

Did you miss the poop talk?

 

[Billy]

I just want to say..I appreciate my Jeeples. I was a bit distraught yesterday. Life doesn’t suck. My life doesn’t suck. I have so much to be thankful for..especially you guys I’m not a negative person..normally. I was hit with a lot yesterday, but positivity should have reigned. Thanks for being a positive sounding board....being a negative Nancy doesn’t suit me. Thanks, guys

((((Trina))))

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

((((Trina))))

Inquiry. Is this supposed to be a hug??

 

[Billy]

On a completely unrelated not, does anyone have an effective ways to get hickies to heal / become less noticeable faster?

Ask my teenage son...

 

[Billy]

Inquiry. Is this supposed to be a hug??

Yes

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Ask my teenage son...

If you know about them, I'm assuming he's not great at hiding them. Lol

 

[Billy]

DST is Summer. Standard Time is Winter. Not sure why, confuses me everytime.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

 

[Billy]

Maybe she did cause she was mad. She's been trying to get me to do stuff for over two years, and when I finally let her, I still wouldn't make out. I've always told her I don't like kissing. She tried, but I wouldn't let her. Then she started the hickies.
You think she might have just been mad?

Dude, give TF in. She needs your affection.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Dude, give TF in. She needs your affection.

I did give in. Now I've got seven marks to show for it, and had to spend an hour in the shower to get my brain to stop telling me my skin itched.

 

[Billy]

Revenge hickeys!

Just kiss her other lips until she screams and begs you to stop. That’ll shut her up.

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