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[Steveo]

What if there was a scope?.....
You can’t see the target inside Santa. I assume.

Knope. We'll still cut him some slack cuz he's still in his PJs.

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[JEEPJL]

6?!

Six?!!

Shit girl!!!!

 

[CrazyKASG]

Sounds like the first time I ever went to a concert. Foreigner in Hartford, CT in 1978, I was 15 years old. We had a few drinks in the parking lot before and then during the concert people were passing around joints and I wasn't really a pot smoker at that point. I barfed in the concert venue and all I remember of the post-concert activities was my brother pulling me out of the back of my mother's station wagon when we got home.

I had a bit too much to drink one evening at a young age. Stayed at a friend’s, and my bro was in charge of driving me home the next morning. He and his buddy chain smoked the entire ride. (I don’t smoke.). And his buddy, not sure of the health cause, but is nicknamed “stink” for very clear reasons...
made it home between them in the square box Chevy without puking. Walked into the house. And my mom was making Porketta. (For those that don’t know what that is, it’s a roast with lots of yummy seasoning. It’s delicious. But the smells are not pleasant when you are hungover. ) I made it to the bathroom. And luckily my mom never seemed to notice.

 

[CrazyKASG]

Knope. We'll still cut him some slack cuz he's still in his PJs.

 

[Steveo]

I had a bit too much to drink one evening at a young age. Stayed at a friend’s, and my bro was in charge of driving me home the next morning. He and his buddy chain smoked the entire ride. (I don’t smoke.). And his buddy, not sure of the health cause, but is nicknamed “stink” for very clear reasons...
made it home between them in the square box Chevy without puking. Walked into the house. And my mom was making Porketta. (For those that don’t know what that is, it’s a roast with lots of yummy seasoning. It’s delicious. But the smells are not pleasant when you are hungover. ) I made it to the bathroom. And luckily my mom never seemed to notice.

Oh my. I know how it feels to be stuck in a vehicle with chain smokers. Remember those long drives I mentioned from Connecticut to Minnesota? Yeah, both my parents were chain smokers at that time. I'm sure I tossed my lunch on those trips quite a few times.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen !!

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[CrazyKASG]

Oh my. I know how it feels to be stuck in a vehicle with chain smokers. Remember those long drives I mentioned from Connecticut to Minnesota? Yeah, both my parents were chain smokers at that time. I'm sure I tossed my lunch on those trips quite a few times.

That’s one habit I’m happy I dont have.

 

[Steveo]

It's been fun, gotta make dinner, ttya'll later.

 

[CrazyKASG]

It's been fun, gotta make dinner, ttya'll later.

Night!

 

[obwahn]

Oh my. I know how it feels to be stuck in a vehicle with chain smokers. Remember those long drives I mentioned from Connecticut to Minnesota? Yeah, both my parents were chain smokers at that time. I'm sure I tossed my lunch on those trips quite a few times.

Whenever I started to really get fukked up in the service, I’d light up. I don’t and never have smoked. That REALLY fukked me up!!!!

 

[Zazoh]

I remember one night in New Orleans my buddy and were freebasing coke and taking hookers back to our room and stealing their money —

Wait, isn’t this a family forum?

Disclaimer: I have never freebased coke ... in New Orleans.

 

[CrazyKASG]

I remember one night in New Orleans my buddy and were freebasing coke and taking hookers back to our room and stealing their money —

Wait, isn’t this a family forum?

Disclaimer: I have never freebased coke ... in New Orleans.

What is freebasing coke? Does
Pepsi count?
I’ll google it.

 

[Zazoh]

What is freebasing coke? Does
Pepsi count?
I’ll google it.

Okay. I was kidding on all fronts. The most exciting story I have includes levitating while having the dry heaves. Hey, but we were all young at some point.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Those are awesome!

Aren’t they? I’m considering it

 

[Smarrtazz]

That’s one habit I’m happy I dont have.

Me either

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