Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Sean L]

And wine.

lol, that kind of day.

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[Smarrtazz]

FYI to everyone who won't leave me alone in my office:
IF THE DOOR IS SHUT, I DON'T WANT TO ANSWER YOUR F'N "QUICK" QUESTION!!!!!!!!!!
YOU are exactly who I'm trying to keep out!!!!!!!



OH! Hi Jeeples. Just venting. Back to it.

 

[obwahn]

I'm not partial to Ford's, at least anymore, but they win to contest of vehicles I've kept the longest. One for 12 years one for 9 years.

My first Vette: 10 years
Our Pathfinder: 12 years
Our Silverado: 12 years
Longest kept Jeep: our 2011, until 2015. (then just craziness ensued)
BAMH: 5 years already

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Nooooooooooooo. Just skip to the end if you have to. Don't go!

Agreed. It’s mostly silliness anyway. We can always fill in the new vocabulary/information gaps if needed.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Ouch!!!
I’ve been forgoing mascara in favour of extensions, but I’m going to try the lift and colour and see what I think of that. Fewer appts is a good thing...

I’ve never tried extensions...do you like them?

 

[obwahn]

Oh, us kids and our toys...

Eggzackly. Never grow up, just more expensive toys.

 

[Sean L]

I don't see the word chocolate in there....hmmm :cwl:

LOL, Don't get me wrong, I do like chocolate, but gummi bears hit the spot!

 

[Smarrtazz]

:cwl: he can use the spoon from his jello pudding to tunnel his way out :cwl:

 

[Smarrtazz]

And wine.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I’ve never tried extensions...do you like them?

I LOVE them. Not crazy ones, just long enough and full enough. But it’s hard going in for an appt every three weeks, so I’m going to try the other. If I don’t like it, I’ll go back. I have sensitive eyes, and mascara is often problematic. The extensions always look good, don’t bother my eyes and are easy.

 

[Billy]

Wardrobe fail? Do tell.

Full frontal shorn vajayjay...

 

[Smarrtazz]

I LOVE them. Not crazy ones, just long enough and full enough. But it’s hard going in for an appt every three weeks, so I’m going to try the other. If I don’t like it, I’ll go back. I have sensitive eyes, and mascara is often problematic. The extensions always look good, don’t bother my eyes and are easy.

I’m blonde, so my eyelashes are blonde, does it look ‘normal’ on blondes?

 

[obwahn]

Full frontal shorn vajayjay...

Yikes! That is a major fail. And I missed it! dang!

 

[Billy]

This guy is hilarious!! :cwl:
I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds. Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates. I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition. To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

 

[Smarrtazz]

Full frontal shorn vajayjay...

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