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[Smarrtazz]

I will say that I have absolutely no Idea who she is to start with... and I would say the outfit she's wearing in the pic is a fail in itself... Those jeans should have stayed in 87...

She is an Entertainment reporter...she had brain cancer, which made me chuckle because of Billy’s comments

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[Billy]

OH there isn't a snack food that makes me happier than a pack of Haribo Gold Bears!

The Amazon reviews of the sugarless gummies are fukn HILARIOUS!

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

 

[Smarrtazz]

The Amazon reviews of the sugarless gummies are fukn HILARIOUS!

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

This guy is hilarious!! :cwl:
I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds. Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates. I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition. To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones

 

[Billy]

FML

 

[Smarrtazz]

"Ugly naked guy" had to have been the best off screen character ever! lol

Loved Ugly Naked Guy

 

[Sean L]

She is an Entertainment reporter...she had brain cancer, which made me chuckle because of Billy’s comments

ah, well I haven't seen Entertainment Tonight or anything similar in a loooong time.

So not to really insult her cancer, but The whole Crop top with High Water jeans hiked up to her ribs and the patent leather heel boots... ugh.

 

[Smarrtazz]

FML

 

[Smarrtazz]

Omg, too much time on their hands :cwl:

Well, I’d imagine he had a lot of time to ponder his thoughts whilst sitting on the loo

 

[J.R. Quimby]

The Amazon reviews of the sugarless gummies are fukn HILARIOUS!

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

Omg

 

[Sean L]

And it’s florida, so add another $5000 :cwl:

True! lol!

 

[Smarrtazz]

This seems to be the subject of the day

 

[Sean L]

This seems to be the subject of the day

Honestly I don't have any issues with Taco Bell. Must have been all the MREs I've eaten.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Honestly I don't have any issues with Taco Bell. Must have been all the MREs I've eaten.

Most likely

 

[obwahn]

The Amazon reviews of the sugarless gummies are fukn HILARIOUS!

https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-SUGAR-Classic-Gummi-Bears/product-reviews/B006J1FBLM

This guy is hilarious!! :cwl:
I sit here writing this review at 4AM from my porcelain throne, a fixture you will become all too familiar with if you chose to eat these cute little bears from the pits of hell. I had to eat a pound of these little bastards after Man City must've thought they were playing American football the other week, and lost to a team of Arsenal scrubs. They were a bit chewy but overall, appeared to be nothing more than your average gummy bears. After about 2 hours with little more than some mild stomach cramps, feeling like one would expect from eating a pound of any candy, I began to wonder if I'd gotten some duds. Like the slow build-up of a Martin Scorsese film however, those bears were waiting for their baptism scene to destroy my insides. It started with the cramping, very akin to doing 1,000 crunches and then being forced to hold the 1,001st crunch indefinitely. Then came the initial "run" which opened the proverbial flood gates. I'm over 30 and I'm beginning to wonder if these bears know that and want to send me back to the can for each year I've been on this earth to make me wonder why I'd ever been born. In between gastrointestinal bouts of pressure washing the inside of my toilet from my anus, I lay in bed feeling as if someone were to punch me in the stomach, I'd explode, turning the walls of my bedroom into a soiled Jackson Pollock rendition. To give you an idea, I'd spent $50 ordering a UFC pay-per-view only to willingly miss the last 2-3 fights on the main card because I didn't want to stray too far from my master bathroom. Thankfully for me (and my marriage), fearing what might be coming, I convinced my wife to spend the evening at my sister-in-laws because trust me fellas, nothing will be gained from your significant other experiencing this with you. I'm no longer in pain but am still having to make trips back to my master bath on a regular basis. Eat these if you dare but be forewarned, they are not to be trifled with unless you want your toilet to be a staging ground for repeat fecal rehearsals of "The Red Wedding" from Game of Thrones

OMFG! My sides hurt and I can't see! Just a flood of laughter and tears! That's the funniest stuff I've EVER read.

 

[Matthew/E36]

FML

How fancy!

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