Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[cedxc2005]

Saw this on a Facebook comment :cwl:
“An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

I was laughing at "An engineer who was unemployed for a long time..."

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[Sean L]

The thumbnail alone made me cringe...

Soaked in the ocean overnight...is there any hope for that JK?

Theres hope, in a shady used car lot hiding the fact that its flood damaged and a salvage title.

 

[CrazyKASG]

The thumbnail alone made me cringe...

Soaked in the ocean overnight...is there any hope for that JK?

Maybe in parts.

 

[CrazyKASG]

Theres hope, in a shady used car lot hiding the fact that its flood damaged and a salvage title.

Very true. That "Car Fox" guy might be helpful in this situation.

 

[Sean L]

Very true. That "Car Fox" guy might be helpful in this situation.

well he's only selling it at 29.9% APR :cwl:

 

[Smarrtazz]

Hey Gang!

I’ve been super busy, and haven’t been around. That’s likely to continue for a bit. Here’s an update on me:

1. Saw the surgeon. He’s really happy with how the knee is coming along. I’m allowed to start strengthening my quads again now. We will discuss bracing at my next appt.

2. Got my VIN. Tracking doesn’t show any progression into D yet. More patience is required.

3. The Volvo that needed to be towed home lives to fight another day. It needed spark plugs, coils, etc. but is good to continue it’s work transporting me and mine while we await the JL. Time for a new timing belt, though, which sucks.

4. All passports have been located/renewed/etc, and once we learn how to take the iPad out of its otterbox to satisfy Homeland security, we will be ready to board a plane for NYC.

I think that’s the main hits for now.

Someone fill me in on what I’ve missed!

Great progress on almost all fronts...get it together FCA

 

[cedxc2005]

Theres hope, in a shady used car lot hiding the fact that its flood damaged and a salvage title.

Real Jeepers would rebuild the powertrain and suspension!

 

[Sean L]

Real Jeepers would rebuild the powertrain and suspension!

heh, it would need a lot more than that. If the wrecker needed to wait until low tide to get it, I'm pretty sure its totaled.

 

[Lurvis33]

Luke! I was just about to accuse you of being the biggest lurker in here.

Good joke too, I needed a good laugh.

I was having a posting brain block. I didn’t know what to say so I just kept liking things :cwl:

Past week I was basically getting less than 5 hours a night for 9 days and I’m finally catching up on my rest.

 

[cedxc2005]

heh, it would need a lot more than that. If the wrecker needed to wait until low tide to get it, I'm pretty sure its totaled.

Ok, ok, ok...and the dash. And anything remotely electronic. And all the upholstery. And anything steel.

 

[cedxc2005]

Ok, ok, ok...and the dash. And anything remotely electronic. And all the upholstery. And anything steel.

In all honesty, yeah, I completely agree. A crying shame too.

Never going on the beach unless I get a fully coated underbody and a winch...at the very least.

 

[Sean L]

Ok, ok, ok...and the dash. And anything remotely electronic. And all the upholstery. And anything steel.

lol, they're screwed to make it simple.

 

[Sean L]

In all honesty, yeah, I completely agree. A crying shame too.

Never going on the beach unless I get a fully coated underbody and a winch...at the very least.

Yep, well the lesson here is, don't go into the wet sand.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Hello Trina!

Hi Sean

 

[Smarrtazz]

Chris...that is a Javacuzzi...

See?! Joe knows

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