Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[cedxc2005]

Meant to post yesterday but alas I got busy. We’re in the middle of a big ole heat wave

Yikes...looks like a dry-ish heat though, with only a 2*F difference in index vs. actual.

Good time to mention that the JL's AC is very much awesome.

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[J.R. Quimby]

Yikes...looks like a dry-ish heat though, with only a 2*F difference in index vs. actual.

Good time to mention that the JL's AC is very much awesome.

The JL has A/C? I've not turned it on yet

 

[Sean L]

So today I have to pack for my flight to Idaho tomorrow to pick up Ofsteve!

Awesome!

 

[Matthew/E36]

For our friends near the beach!

Story:
https://jalopnik.com/when-youre-out-too-late-and-dad-has-to-come-get-you-1827704941

Just the vid:

 

[Matthew/E36]

So today I have to pack for my flight to Idaho tomorrow to pick up Ofsteve!

OfYES

 

[Sean L]

For our friends near the beach!

Story:
https://jalopnik.com/when-youre-out-too-late-and-dad-has-to-come-get-you-1827704941

Just the vid:

Yowch! Jeeps are not amphibious!

 

[Steveo]

For our friends near the beach!

Story:
https://jalopnik.com/when-youre-out-too-late-and-dad-has-to-come-get-you-1827704941

Just the vid:

 

[Sean L]

Its a slow afternoon on the forums today.

 

[Lurvis33]

Its a slow afternoon on the forums today.

I had to go buy some groceries to start making some Hawaiian Chicken for tonight

 

[Lurvis33]

Saw this on a Facebook comment :cwl:
“An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

 

[CrazyKASG]

For our friends near the beach!

Story:
https://jalopnik.com/when-youre-out-too-late-and-dad-has-to-come-get-you-1827704941

Just the vid:

Not a good place to park your Jeep...

 

[Sean L]

Saw this on a Facebook comment :cwl:
“An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

Luke! I was just about to accuse you of being the biggest lurker in here.

Good joke too, I needed a good laugh.

 

[CrazyKASG]

Saw this on a Facebook comment :cwl:
“An engineer who was unemployed for a long time decided to open a medical clinic. He puts a sign outside the clinic: "A cure for your ailment guaranteed at $500; we'll pay you $1,000 if we fail."

A Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

Doctor: "I have lost my sense of taste."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "This is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money.
Doctor: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Engineer: "Nurse, please bring the medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Doctor: "But that is Gasoline!"
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several days, more determined than ever to make his money back.
Doctor: "My eyesight has become weak."
Engineer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000," passing the doctor a $500 note.
Doctor: "But this is $500..."
Engineer: "Congratulations! You've got your vision back! That will be $500."

 

[Sean L]

I had to go buy some groceries to start making some Hawaiian Chicken for tonight

Looks good precooked.

 

[cedxc2005]

For our friends near the beach!

Story:
https://jalopnik.com/when-youre-out-too-late-and-dad-has-to-come-get-you-1827704941

Just the vid:

The thumbnail alone made me cringe...

Soaked in the ocean overnight...is there any hope for that JK?

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