MoH Badges

[scorpionsix]

My energy drink is kicking in and now I'm feeling snarky which lead to the thought of a MoH badge program - Mall of Honor. The overhead outline of major shopping malls would adorn the rectangular plastic badge. To qualify, one would submit a pic of their rig in the parking lot of a qualifying mall to include some sort of signage for verification along with a receipt of something purchased at said mall.

This program would no doubt garner much more interest and participation on some Facebook Jeep pages than this forum. But hey, it's Monday, I'm going on vacation in a few days and DILLIGAF is kicking in.

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[Terrymo]

This was my suggestion to the Jeep public relations team. Still waiting to hear back.

Since nobody takes their Jeep off road, the Jeep Badge of Honor Program and its app should replaced by the Jeep Duck of Honor Program and app. Purchase the Mopar requisite bumper accessory and start checking into the major malls across the U.S. Jeep will send free ducks to display on your bumper. The other risk taking adrenaline junky Jeep owners you pass on the road who are all hopped up on Starbucks will know what‘s up.

 

[Pyrite]

I've been off road once,...

 

[ColonelSanders]

There’s some malls that are much riskier than trails. I’ve only lost one tire on a trail, but if I park overnight at my local mall I might lose all five wheels.

 

[drrags]

The BoH is to motivate Jeep owners to get out and see America, and I think it's succeeding in doing that.

 

[scorpionsix]

The BoH is to motivate Jeep owners to get out and see America, and I think it's succeeding in doing that.

Satire, drrags, my post was pure satire.

 

[Twisted10]

 

[Sportacus]

This was my suggestion to the Jeep public relations team. Still waiting to hear back.

Since nobody takes their Jeep off road, the Jeep Badge of Honor Program and its app should replaced by the Jeep Duck of Honor Program and app. Purchase the Mopar requisite bumper accessory and start checking into the major malls across the U.S. Jeep will send free ducks to display on your bumper. The other risk taking adrenaline junky Jeep owners you pass on the road who are all hopped up on Starbucks will know what‘s up.

duck kabob!

 

[Terrymo]

Satire, drrags, my post was pure satire.

Just because we own Jeeps doesn’t make us quick witted. Possibly the opposite

 

[AFD]

My energy drink is kicking in and now I'm feeling snarky which lead to the thought of a MoH badge program - Mall of Honor. The overhead outline of major shopping malls would adorn the rectangular plastic badge. To qualify, one would submit a pic of their rig in the parking lot of a qualifying mall to include some sort of signage for verification along with a receipt of something purchased at said mall.

This program would no doubt garner much more interest and participation on some Facebook Jeep pages than this forum. But hey, it's Monday, I'm going on vacation in a few days and DILLIGAF is kicking in.

Shop til ya drop!

 

[scorpionsix]

Shop til ya drop!

And that's what I'm talking about. Oh, how about a separate badge program for getting stuck. I need one for getting high centered going down a 30" or so rock shelf. There was just enough weight off of the tires for them not to be able to do their job. I only needed to go forward about a foot to be out of that jam.

 

[AFD]

And that's what I'm talking about. Oh, how about a separate badge program for getting stuck. I need one for getting high centered going down a 30" or so rock shelf. There was just enough weight off of the tires for them not to be able to do their job. I only needed to go forward about a foot to be out of that jam.

You got stuck flexing your Jeep on the edge of the giant water fountain that's out in front of the mall and fell in again, didn't you? Stock Rubicon has a 30" wading depth, so you should be safe. Happens to the best of us!

 

[Grey Man]

 

[Grey Man]

 

[Sportacus]

If they made a limited mall edition wrangler you know some “people” would be clamoring to buy one.

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