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[008]

That there's an RV, now don't go getting too attached to it......


Can't believe hasn't been quoted yet!

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[WranglerJLU4Greg]

Gentlemen can drive Jeeps, it says so right here on page 10,576 of the owners manual.

 

[MBurgJL]

That there's an RV, now don't go getting too attached to it......


Can't believe hasn't been quoted yet!

...we are talking her with us when we leave next month.

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[Redwrangler]

 

[Rob]

I heartily agree on staying out of Orlando. We live in New Smyrna Beach and if we have a need to visit the “big city”, we go to Jacksonville. They both have drawbacks, but at least in JAX the highway system in and around town is planned better.

No need to leave NSB that often. Got to love JB's fish camp. After working in O-Town for tooo long I moved to the Rockies!

 

[Rob]

22 days and counting...

43 days and counting, made it out of D1, now in F for three days, guess there putting on three coats of paint. Time for something stronger than coffee.

 

[Smarrtazz]

 

[008]

...we are talking her with us when we leave next month.

Roll over and let uncle Clark scratch your belly....

Eddie: “Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And, the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.”
Clark: “College?”
Eddie: “Carnival.”
Clark: “You got to be proud.”
Eddie: “Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?”
Clark: “No.”
Eddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.”


“And if it’s not too much, Clark, I’d like to get you something really nice.

Sorry couldn't help myself

 

[Smarrtazz]

Asking for a friend

 

[Smarrtazz]

It’s all about perspective

 

[Smarrtazz]

 

[LydiaSP613]

Asking for a friend

Alcohol bakes out. I’d say just drink it!

 

[vonbek]

Asking for a friend

Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so, try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the whiskey.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so, try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the whiskey.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

OMG that is amazing!!! :cwl::cwl::cwl:

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