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[obwahn]

All right. Time to head out. Gotta take my wife out for dinner now... Maybe I can sweet talk her into letting me get that 7 figure loan I'd need for a farm purchace...

Night and good luck with that!

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[TJ2018]

All right. Time to head out. Gotta take my wife out for dinner now... Maybe I can sweet talk her into letting me get that 7 figure loan I'd need for a farm purchace...

Tell her that her shoes look nice. Works like a charm. Sometimes.

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Ok... I can't think of a single time that's ever worked for me. But you might have better luck!

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

I'm up!
First time I haven't felt like it wasn't worth getting up in a few weeks. It's nice to wake up feeling good finally.

 

[Deleted member 29342]

Please explain?

 

[Steveo]

All right. Time to head out. Gotta take my wife out for dinner now... Maybe I can sweet talk her into letting me get that 7 figure loan I'd need for a farm purchace...

 

[Steveo]

I watched the Netflix movie "The King" last night. 5/5, fantastic movie.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Please explain?

Imagine the pink milk is a tiny white chick, and the chocolate milk are big, beefy black dudes...

 

[J.R. Quimby]

 

[obwahn]

 

[JoeValkIS]

 

[obwahn]

a bit of a groaner but clever

 

[Billy]

I just had to sit through a very boring 45 minute meeting, though. (Project Managers that don't understand how to manage software projects.)

That woman still scares the shit outta me.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Got my leftover chilli packed for lunch and dinner tonight.

 

[Billy]

Please explain?

Let me just put it this way. Once the little pink milk samples the group of big chocolate milks, she'll never be with white milk again...

 

[JoeValkIS]

In response to an earlier discussion...

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