Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[JEEPJL]

HardRock? Nope! Where is that?
Now, I have been to the Hard Rock Cafe!!! :cwl:

Ocala ....Hard Rock off road park

Probably the jeep center for off roading in Florida

https://www.riderplanet-usa.com/atv/trails/info/florida_11846/ride_89fb.htm

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[J.R. Quimby]

Would anyone like some of my churro

I prefer sopapillias

 

[Steveo]

I prefer sopapillias

Malasadas are really good, too!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malasada

 

[J.R. Quimby]

Malasadas are really good, too!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malasada

Oooh wow

 

[Steveo]

Tragic story, as I was navigating my way through Costco I sampled a oatmeal cookie. A sharp chunk of it got stuck in my esophagus and while trying to repeatedly dislodge it by making swallowing attempts it scratched the fuk out my throat and now it's sore. I'm wondering if I should sue.

 

[JEEPJL]

I prefer sopapillias

Gimme 3 Taco's and the cute senorita that brought them to me for desert and I'm good to go !

 

[JEEPJL]

Tragic story, as I was navigating my way through Costco I sampled a oatmeal cookie. A sharp chunk of it got stuck in my esophagus and while trying to repeatedly dislodge it by making swallowing attempts it scratched the fuk out my throat and now it's sore. I'm wondering if I should sue.

Chocolate milkshake !....STAT !!!

 

[obwahn]

Tragic story, as I was navigating my way through Costco I sampled a oatmeal cookie. A sharp chunk of it got stuck in my esophagus and while trying to repeatedly dislodge it by making swallowing attempts it scratched the fuk out my throat and now it's sore. I'm wondering if I should sue.

Of course you should. While you are at it, I'm sure there is something on your Jeep that requires suing FCA.

 

[Steveo]

I probably should've kept the Churro quiet as it might come up in court and you all will be called as witnesses.

Costco's lawyer - "Mr. Procrastination, we have several witnesses that say you consumed a Churro after the oatmeal cookie chunk. How is it possible that you consumed a Churro if your throat was so badly injured"

 

[Steveo]

Of course you should. While you are at it, I'm sure there is something on your Jeep that requires suing FCA.

Right I'll save money by using the same attorney for both.

 

[obwahn]

I probably should've kept the Churro quiet as it might come up in court and you all will be called as witnesses.

Costco's lawyer - "Mr. Procrastination, we have several witnesses that say you consumed a Churro after the oatmeal cookie chunk. How is it possible that you consumed a Churro if your throat was so badly injured"

Dayum!

 

[CrazyKASG]

Tragic story, as I was navigating my way through Costco I sampled a oatmeal cookie. A sharp chunk of it got stuck in my esophagus and while trying to repeatedly dislodge it by making swallowing attempts it scratched the fuk out my throat and now it's sore. I'm wondering if I should sue.

Cookie attack.

 

[Steveo]

Okay, believe it or not, Procrastination-man is going to go put his freshly washed sheets back on the bed.

 

[Steveo]

Cookie attack.

I guess the moral of the story, really, is chew your food well.

 

[CrazyKASG]

I probably should've kept the Churro quiet as it might come up in court and you all will be called as witnesses.

Costco's lawyer - "Mr. Procrastination, we have several witnesses that say you consumed a Churro after the oatmeal cookie chunk. How is it possible that you consumed a Churro if your throat was so badly injured"

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl: You better try to settle early.

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