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It's 7pm as the girls & I walk out of their house in the dark to get in Jezebel for the quick ride to my house. First, baby girl couldn't figure out how to open the door. Different handle. Then, we couldn't figure out how to move the seat up. Doesn't have the quick release Vida does. Next, she couldn't get her lil' butt up hefted up & in. No handy dandy grab handle that she's used to in Vida. I boosted her into the back & muscled the seat back into position for the eldest. I mention that it still has a little bit of that new car smell. Little one says, "it smells like dog poop! Like dog diarrhea!" Big sister laughs about little sister thinking those two things smell the same. Halfway home, 90 seconds after getting in, eldest & I are talking about how different the dash is. Baby girl is saying some parts smell like new car, some parts smell like dog poop. She's wiggling around all over the back. We get home & I go around to help with the seat again. Baby girl is still talking about the smell. She gets out & what's spread all over the back of the black interior loaner Jeep? Bright wet dog poop from her shoe. :headbang::swear::facepalm:
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It's 7pm as the girls & I walk out of their house in the dark to get in Jezebel for the quick ride to my house. First, baby girl couldn't figure out how to open the door. Different handle. Then, we couldn't figure out how to move the seat up. Doesn't have the quick release Vida does. Next, she couldn't get her lil' butt up hefted up & in. No handy dandy grab handle that she's used to in Vida. I boosted her into the back & muscled the seat back into position for the eldest. I mention that it still has a little bit of that new car smell. Little one says, "it smells like dog poop! Like dog diarrhea!" Big sister laughs about little sister thinking those two things smell the same. Halfway home, 90 seconds after getting in, eldest & I are talking about how different the dash is. Baby girl is saying some parts smell like new car, some parts smell like dog poop. She's wiggling around all over the back. We get home & I go around to help with the seat again. Baby girl is still talking about the smell. She gets out & what's spread all over the back of the black interior loaner Jeep? Bright wet dog poop from her shoe. :headbang::swear::facepalm:
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