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If you weren’t so far away it would only cost you a gallon of fluid film (approx $40) :like:
The thought did cross my mind...4 hours each way +/- :lipssealed:

Thanks for the offer though! :like::fist bump:
 

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If you weren’t so far away it would only cost you a gallon of fluid film (approx $40) :like:
I might revisit this depending on the prices I see down here.

How long to apply/cure? Gabby's tummy would need a good spraying too - she's got a lot of mud up in her undercarriage. :blush:
 

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Billy in his formative years.
So. True story. The first time I drank, I was about 12. My parents were having a back yard party. I was, and still am, a nut for riding my bike. I snuck into the kitchen and filled my water bottle with cheap, box wine. Rode up and down the street drinking it. Filled another. And another. Then I became Frank the Tank. Meaning I thought it was a GREAT idea to go streaking. Nekkid, drunk, young Billy swerving back and forth, up and down my street. (Nobody was out there, they were all in my back yard getting drunk themselves). When it really hit, I ended up in my bedroom, projectile vomiting, lil tiny pasty white ass exposed to God and everyone. My evil sisters found me first, and this one time they weren't mean, because they knew I was actually in trouble, physically. Until WAAAY into my adult life the entire family had assumed I as nakey because I had puked on myself. I did finally tell the whole story, to Mom, Dad, Sisters, GF, everyone, and we all laughed our asses off!

Formative years indeed...
 

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So. True story. The first time I drank, I was about 12. My parents were having a back yard party. I was, and still am, a nut for riding my bike. I snuck into the kitchen and filled my water bottle with cheap, box wine. Rode up and down the street drinking it. Filled another. And another. Then I became Frank the Tank. Meaning I thought it was a GREAT idea to go streaking. Nekkid, drunk, young Billy swerving back and forth, up and down my street. (Nobody was out there, they were all in my back yard getting drunk themselves). When it really hit, I ended up in my bedroom, projectile vomiting, lil tiny pasty white ass exposed to God and everyone. My evil sisters found me first, and this one time they weren't mean, because they knew I was actually in trouble, physically. Until WAAAY into my adult life the entire family had assumed I as nakey because I had puked on myself. I did finally tell the whole story, to Mom, Dad, Sisters, GF, everyone, and we all laughed our asses off!

Formative years indeed...
Awesome story bro!
 

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So. True story. The first time I drank, I was about 12. My parents were having a back yard party. I was, and still am, a nut for riding my bike. I snuck into the kitchen and filled my water bottle with cheap, box wine. Rode up and down the street drinking it. Filled another. And another. Then I became Frank the Tank. Meaning I thought it was a GREAT idea to go streaking. Nekkid, drunk, young Billy swerving back and forth, up and down my street. (Nobody was out there, they were all in my back yard getting drunk themselves). When it really hit, I ended up in my bedroom, projectile vomiting, lil tiny pasty white ass exposed to God and everyone. My evil sisters found me first, and this one time they weren't mean, because they knew I was actually in trouble, physically. Until WAAAY into my adult life the entire family had assumed I as nakey because I had puked on myself. I did finally tell the whole story, to Mom, Dad, Sisters, GF, everyone, and we all laughed our asses off!

Formative years indeed...
Hilarious, but also glad you didn't get hurt or get alcohol poisoning.
 

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Awesome story bro!
Heehee. Haven't told anyone, but I rode the world naked bike ride in Portland a couple of years ago. You know, for old time's sake.

And shit.

:surprised::surprised::surprised::surprised::surprised:
 

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Heehee. Haven't told anyone, but I rode the world naked bike ride in Portland a couple of years ago. You know, for old time's sake.

And shit.

:surprised::surprised::surprised::surprised::surprised:
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