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Jeez, that guy could open a mint with all that brass...
Watched this on an airplane - actually enjoyed it, and plan to check it out again. Death of Stalin
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I’m just gonna drive it around the neighborhood, no harm done there. No windshield required on a motorcycle, good question....
It may flop around a lot...not sure the tie down straps came included, lol!
 

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Almost caught it at the even mark:
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I figured you guys would beat me up for it anyway, so there.
Was just out jumping a dead battery in the boy unit's Honda and noticed 10300 on the JLUR, doh! Rackin it up!!
 

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Saw this on Facebook! Thought some of you would appreciate it.

Husband:
My wife is missing.
She went to rescue people from the flood yesterday and has not come home...

Sergeant at Police Station:
What is her height?

Husband:
Gee, I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.

Sergeant:
Weight?

Husband:
Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.

Sergeant:
Color of eyes?

Husband:
Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.

Sergeant:
Color of hair?

Husband:
Changes a couple times a year.
Maybe dark brown now.
I can’t remember.

Sergeant:
What was she wearing?

Husband:
Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.

Sergeant:
What kind of car did she go in?

Husband:
She went in my Jeep.

Sergeant:
What kind of Jeep was it?

Husband: (sobbing)
It's a 2010 Rubicon with Sprintex Supercharger with Intercooler, DiabloSport T-1000 Trinity Programmer, Teraflex Falcon 3.3 Shocks ,1350 RE Reel Drive Shafts, Method 105 Bead Locks, Toyo 37" X 13.5" Tires, Custom Olympic Off Road Front Bumper, Olympic Off Road Smuggler Rear Bumper with tire carrier, Seward Radius 4s LED Light, Seward 12" LED Light bar, 50" LED Light bar with, sPod LED switch pod with Boost gage,, Rigid LED Lights, 15# Power Tank, Rock Hard Cage, Rock Hard Under Armor, Posion Spyder Sliders, Posion Spyder Crusher Fenders, Posion Spyder Evap Armor, Posion Spyder Extreme Duty Trans-Mount Cross Member, Bushwacker rear armor, 5.13 Gears, Magnum 44 Front Axle, Off Road Evolution "C" Gussets, Cobra 75 CB Radio, Warn 10K on Front and 8K Winch on Rear, Bartact Seat Covers, Delta Quad Bar Xenon Headlamps,Tantrum LED Offroad Rock Lights, Teraflex HD Tie Rod, Teraflex Falcon Steering Stabilizer, Teraflex Alpine Long Control Arms Front & Rear, Teraflex 4" springs, Teraflex JK Performance Slotted Big Rotor Kit, TeraFlex Monster HD Forged Front Adjustable Trackbar, Teraflex Front & Rear Brake Line Kit, Teraflex Bump Stops Front & Rear, Surprise Straps, Hothead Headliner, Teraflex D-44 Diff Covers, Wild Boar Grille, Rigid Ridge Hood, Drake Hood Latch's & a Tuffy Security Drawer......
(At this point, the sobbing has turned into a full cry.)

Sergeant:
Don't worry buddy. We'll find your Jeep.

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Okay. So I need to come clean with something. I don’t want any sympathy..I’m not that person. My dad has been diagnosed with terminal cancer. I would really like positive thoughts for him. This is hard for us, for sure. So, if you guys could take a bit of time to wish him well, I’d appreciate it.
F Cancer. Definitely wish the best for y'all. Got a bit o that goin on in the family as well. Hang in there and do the best you can to support those affected, but don't forget yourself too!
 

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I'm a little stressed. Going to bed soon. Literally driving away from here with our stuff tomorrow.
No stress ... excitement! It's an adventure, enjoy it!!
 
 







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