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[DarthAWM]

Why not both? Gotta wear the Monster Energy Flatbill with the Carhartt pants...

Perfect

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[Sean L]

Perfect

And

 

[Sean L]

And

And driving this...

 

[DarthAWM]

And

I was thinking the tan pants to get that "real blue collar" feel

 

[DarthAWM]

And driving this...

 

[Remorseless]

did you click the link?

Well yeah

 

[Remorseless]

Well, he did also jump straight to braptor, and not any of the, arguably, more capable variations.

Or versions with even moderately tasteful fenders

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Depending on intended usage I guess. But definitely the most Flatbill Bro of the whole lineup.

It's built primarily for "prerunner"esq shit. Go fast over bumpy stuff. Doesn't really make it better than a decently optioned lower trim in any other situation. Outside of circle jerk sessions of "it's got the biggest engine though".
Kinda some of the 392 XR guys that never leave the fuckin pavement, or trackhawk GC douchebags that think they're suddenly appealing to woman cause they got "the fast one".

 

[Sean L]

Or versions with even moderately tasteful fenders

Except the Winch sticks out...

 

[DarthAWM]

Or versions with even moderately tasteful fenders

Half a Brute trash can vs 1/4th of Brute trash can isn't that much different

 

[Sean L]

It's built primarily for "prerunner"esq shit. Go fast over bumpy stuff. Doesn't really make it better than a decently optioned lower trim in any other situation. Outside of circle jerk sessions of "it's got the biggest engine though".
Kinda some of the 392 XR guys that never leave the fuckin pavement, or trackhawk GC douchebags that think they're suddenly appealing to woman cause they got "the fast one".

Yeah, and arguably the Ranger Raptor would be a better wheeler in any of those situations too.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

And

Male version of a mud cricket. Suburban country fucktard.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

I was thinking the tan pants to get that "real blue collar" feel

Trust fund bitches.

 

[Sean L]

Make version of a mud cricket. Suburban country fucktard.

Oh and still lives with his parents in their McMansion.

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

Yeah, and arguably the Ranger Raptor would be a better wheeler in any of those situations too.

But it's got a tiny motor. How else will they get people to think they don't have a second belly button? The fuckin horror!

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