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So had a sort of roller coaster afternoon post update :giggle:
Update only took about 50 min and so far so good. As I was getting ready to pull out an older woman, that was parked next to me in a van, got out and knocked on my window. So I rolled it down and she just wanted to tell me how gorgeous Samson was and she really loved the bronze wheels :involve:

Afterwards I went and picked up my cousin to go to Bahama Buck’s (Shaved Ice and Tropical Drinks) and grab a snack. So as we were slowly wrapping up, I looked out the window and saw 4 teenage guys pull up in an old Buick and double park next to my Jeep. I told my cousin “Look at these guys, they probably just got their license.” Well after many failed attempts of slightly pulling back and forward to “fix” the parking job he pulled at a very prominent diagonal back towards Samson (like inches). Now I was up and running towards him to see what the hell was going on. As he was about to probably hit my Jeep (now at a direct angle towards my front left wheel and fender) I stopped him and said “Do you need help parking? Try pulling alllll the way back and then straighten up as you pull forward.” “Nah man, we straight.” (Okay, they’re clearly high or possibly drunk) “No. You’re at an angle. Try backing up out of the spot then pull into the spot.” “Oh, well we were fixing to get out of here anyways.” (Y’all just got here but okay...) Then they entered the drive in and we got the hell outta there.
Ain’t no one messin with my Jeep:muscle:
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So had a sort of roller coaster afternoon post update :giggle:
Update only took about 50 min and so far so good. As I was getting ready to pull out an older woman, that was parked next to me in a van, got out and knocked on my window. So I rolled it down and she just wanted to tell me how gorgeous Samson was and she really loved the bronze wheels :involve:

Afterwards I went and picked up my cousin to go to Bahama Buck’s (Shaved Ice and Tropical Drinks) and grab a snack. So as we were slowly wrapping up, I looked out the window and saw 4 teenage guys pull up in an old Buick and double park next to my Jeep. I told my cousin “Look at these guys, they probably just got their license.” Well after many failed attempts of slightly pulling back and forward to “fix” the parking job he pulled at a very prominent diagonal back towards Samson (like inches). Now I was up and running towards him to see what the hell was going on. As he was about to probably hit my Jeep (now at a direct angle towards my front left wheel and fender) I stopped him and said “Do you need help parking? Try pulling alllll the way back and then straighten up as you pull forward.” “Nah man, we straight.” (Okay, they’re clearly high or possibly drunk) “No. You’re at an angle. Try backing up out of the spot then pull into the spot.” “Oh, well we were fixing to get out of here anyways.” (Y’all just got here but okay...) Then they entered the drive in and we got the hell outta there.
Ain’t no one messin with my Jeep:muscle:
DO NOT touch Samson!!! :mad: Or anyone’s Jeep!!!
 

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I’ve had a hard time all week figuring out what day it is. :facepalm: Just realized it’s Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.
I get to sleep in!!!!!:handsinair::party::handsinair::rock::handsinair::like::handsinair::clap:
Yay!!!
 

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I’ve had a hard time all week figuring out what day it is. :facepalm: Just realized it’s Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.
I get to sleep in!!!!!:handsinair::party::handsinair::rock::handsinair::like::handsinair::clap:
Much deserved I'm sure Miss Thang !

Glad your done fur tha day !!!
 

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Aaaaaand I’m ready for bed right the fuk now! Lol. I’m already sore from this morning’s workout. I’ve only been sitting for half an hour. The park across the street has summer concerts on Wednesday nights, so my windows are open while I lounge on Monster listening to some classic rock & disco. :dance: It’s helping me stay awake so I can try to catch up a bit!
 

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Aaaaaand I’m ready for bed right the fuk now! Lol. I’m already sore from this morning’s workout. I’ve only been sitting for half an hour. The park across the street has summer concerts on Wednesday nights, so my windows are open while I lounge on Monster listening to some classic rock & disco. :dance: It’s helping me stay awake so I can try to catch up a bit!
sounds like small town summer sounds !!!

I grew up to that !
college marching bands 3 blocks away but was clear as a bell this time of night
 

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So had a sort of roller coaster afternoon post update :giggle:
Update only took about 50 min and so far so good. As I was getting ready to pull out an older woman, that was parked next to me in a van, got out and knocked on my window. So I rolled it down and she just wanted to tell me how gorgeous Samson was and she really loved the bronze wheels :involve:

Afterwards I went and picked up my cousin to go to Bahama Buck’s (Shaved Ice and Tropical Drinks) and grab a snack. So as we were slowly wrapping up, I looked out the window and saw 4 teenage guys pull up in an old Buick and double park next to my Jeep. I told my cousin “Look at these guys, they probably just got their license.” Well after many failed attempts of slightly pulling back and forward to “fix” the parking job he pulled at a very prominent diagonal back towards Samson (like inches). Now I was up and running towards him to see what the hell was going on. As he was about to probably hit my Jeep (now at a direct angle towards my front left wheel and fender) I stopped him and said “Do you need help parking? Try pulling alllll the way back and then straighten up as you pull forward.” “Nah man, we straight.” (Okay, they’re clearly high or possibly drunk) “No. You’re at an angle. Try backing up out of the spot then pull into the spot.” “Oh, well we were fixing to get out of here anyways.” (Y’all just got here but okay...) Then they entered the drive in and we got the hell outta there.
Ain’t no one messin with my Jeep:muscle:
Disaster avoided! :whew:

Would have hated to see you in jail, Luke ;)
 

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I’ve had a hard time all week figuring out what day it is. :facepalm: Just realized it’s Wednesday. Tomorrow is Thursday.
I get to sleep in!!!!!:handsinair::party::handsinair::rock::handsinair::like::handsinair::clap:
Sigh...two more mornings for me :(

I want to go for a long drive!!! :mad:
 

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Aaaaaand I’m ready for bed right the fuk now! Lol. I’m already sore from this morning’s workout. I’ve only been sitting for half an hour. The park across the street has summer concerts on Wednesday nights, so my windows are open while I lounge on Monster listening to some classic rock & disco. :dance: It’s helping me stay awake so I can try to catch up a bit!
Your windows are open? Jealous! Too too hot here for those shenanigans!
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