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dont even ask :) i got a hat when I picked her up. Said to my salesman "Oh, and im getting a Hat as well" he just smiled
I kept my hat in case they ever treat me wrong so I can drop a deuce in it and mail it to m
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I’m just catching up for the day, so you probably already know the answer, but...

Yes, a name is a good idea. As for what name, pick something you are comfortable using to fill in the blanks:

X is getting really dirty today.
Y looks great with her top off.
Z is sexy AF.

Good luck!!!
I couldn't have put it any better !!!

well done !
 

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And now will you all join me in a prayer for the swift delivery of my JLUR which entered KZ status today...

Our Father, which art in Toledo,
Jeep be thy Name.
Thy rail car come.
Thy PDI be done,
In Boise As it is in other places.
Give us this day our 87 octane.
And forgive us our forum posts,
As we forgive those other people's forum posts.
And lead us not into bumper-to-bumper traffic,
But deliver us to Moab.
For thine is the lift kits,
the coilovers, and the lockers,
For ever and ever. Amen
SAVED!!
 

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Oh I'm sure you'll get a HAT !
Yeah...I hinted at that when I ordered it...still don't have the hat either.

I just wish that Jeep make clothes for real people...not these skinny ass people. I wear a 2XL Tall. I REALLY want a Jeep Branded Fleece or otherwise lightweight jacket...but I cannot find one...anywhere...they don't even offer anything larger than a 2XL...I guess only skinny people wear Jeep Gear... LOL

Sorry if I have offended any Skinny Ass People...As a full figured....long armed man...I find it hard to find almost any clothes that don't make me look like my personal tailor is Omar.....the Tent Maker...
 

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Owner of the house said nobody has ever done that !

he kinda acted a little defensive as if I was gonna get him for damages but I redirected the conversation to the reason I was there and he lead the way and sparked up a new direction

Its all good , I was at fault and took care of it PDQ
Good choice. And well done.
 

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You are a far better person than me.

I’ve had my LJ for 14 years. My husband has driven it less than 10 times. My father drove it when I was concussed and needed to take my dog into the city for knee surgery (because I’m full of stupid-ass stories). And I think that’s it.

Want to drive a Jeep? Buy one.
Well, the first person to drive it other than me was my buddy who was letting me drive his tuned GTI to get the basics of stick shift driving down. He did me quite the favor, so it was only fair. :fist bump:

My other friend has an open invitation should she want it...she's cool enough. ;)

Last person I can think of off the bat is my Dad...he seemed really excited that I got a MT for some reason. He used to have a 1972 Challenger (convertible) when he was young and reckless. :devil:
 

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Lagertha 2018 JLUR Sting Gray ;)
****as a side note, I used to sprinkle glitter or confetti in greeting cards I gave to people. I stopped because people would simply open their cards over the garbage can.. it’s been awhile, I may have to start again :idea::cwl:
 

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I've used that line with my old TJ. She may not be pretty...or fast...but she will take me wherever I point her. :D
Same more or less for my WJ..."She won't get there quickly, but she'll go anywhere."
 
 







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