Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[CrazyKASG]

And now will you all join my in a prayer for the swift delivery of my JLUR which entered KZ status today...

Our Father, which art in Toledo,
Jeep be thy Name.
Thy rail car come.
Thy PDI be done,
In Boise As it is in other places.
Give us this day our 87 octane.
And forgive us our forum posts,
As we forgive those other people's forum posts.
And lead us not into bumper-to-bumper traffic,
But deliver us to Moab.
For thine is the lift kits,
the coilovers, and the lockers,
For ever and ever. Amen

Amen

Well done!

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[Smarrtazz]

That's gotta be rough !!!

She is so close !!

ya got the driveway all hosed off ? hedges trimmed for her arrival Pics ?

tell the neighbors to keep there vehicles in there garages so you don't get any back ground funkyness

Ahahaha!

 

[JoeValkIS]

Blanche is a SLUT! She is always running around with her top off!!!!!!

WAIT!!! That makes someone a slut?? I thought it was just getting the desired attention. :D

 

[JoeValkIS]

Howdy Jeep Freaks !!!!

been a long ass day for Mr DAN !!!

I was really hoping to see a Sting Grey Rubi parked on a brick paver driveway with a beautiful girl standing in front with her arms in the air !

Dan...mine is due to be built next week.......oh wait...you said Sting Grey.......never mind.

 

[JEEPJL]

Dan...mine is due to be built next week.......oh wait...you said Sting Grey.......never mind.

Yours is just as important as any color Bro !

just know this with all your patients in waiting ...it takes one day to build a Jeep

now doesn't that suck to have all those days in front of the build and after the build to make it to your driveway ???

FCA , Transportation and logistics , jeep care , dealerships seem like a big dog & pony act after awhile !!!!

 

[JEEPJL]

:cwl:

Though I'm right there with ya...next up is a hood lock when those come out.

I think Extreme Terrain has them out already

 

[Ajn13]

But, the driver will give me a two hour window, it’s safe, right?

Not if you have my luck! :cwl: Hoping he actually follows through with the call....and gets here there already! What’s another night though right? You deserve that driveway delivery!!

 

[Blodgetter]

Wait, you mean I’m supposed to NAME these kids?!?!

Only if they are yours ....... ?

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

My sister has been pestering me about it since she found out

Her birthday was today, so as a "gift" i sent her this:

I love it!!
Other people when looking at our Jeeps: “I’ve always wanted to drive a Jeep....”

Us: “Oh ya? That’s awesome. You should totally buy one.”

Then walk away.

 

[JoeValkIS]

Yours is just as important as any color Bro !

just know this with all your patients in waiting ...it takes one day to build a Jeep

now doesn't that suck to have all those days in front of the build and after the build to make it to your driveway ???

FCA , Transportation and logistics , jeep care , dealerships seem like a big dog & pony act after awhile !!!!

It is all a dog and pony show...and we are the covering on the floor...not a dog or pony... I just really hope that Jeep offers something for the patience...and that the dealership understand my loyalty to them...and appropriately compensates me. Not really holding my breathe on either account...but a fella can hope. I am figuring I will get my JL mid to late July...which means it will be 22-24 weeks since ordering. Funny thing is...Monica says I have no patience...I think this "adventure" shows that I have plenty of patience...

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Boo

I hope you'll forgive me for having a little chuckle from your storytelling though.

Telling stories in a way that my misery makes other people laugh is my gift.

I’m happy to succeed. But wish I didn’t have cause!

 

[Blodgetter]

Ok...I'm confused...Corvette Blue and Jeep Blue are the same color?? Does that mean that the Jeep is as fast as the Vette when in that color...or is the Vette that slow? :cwl:

 

[Steveo]

I love it!!
Other people when looking at our Jeeps: “I’ve always wanted to drive a Jeep....”

Us: “Oh ya? That’s awesome. You should totally buy one.”

Then walk away.

Tell them not to get the TruCoat.

 

[JoeValkIS]

I've used that line with my old TJ. She may not be pretty...or fast...but she will take me wherever I point her. :D

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Ice cold dude.

I'm a giver...I'll probably let most of my (MT capable) friends drive Gabrielle around. With me riding shotgun of course...silently judging them...constantly.

You are a far better person than me.

I’ve had my LJ for 14 years. My husband has driven it less than 10 times. My father drove it when I was concussed and needed to take my dog into the city for knee surgery (because I’m full of stupid-ass stories). And I think that’s it.

Want to drive a Jeep? Buy one.

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