Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Ajn13]

Well I've been holding out on this one but I've got some shitty news !!!

La Sancha took a hit this morning !

This is the clients house I went to to measure up for a renovation , I took this pic as I left so the white truck wasn't there and that's where I pulled in right behind a big white JK - owners wife who had asked me to move so she could get out

that low lying tree branch got her right in the back !!!.............CRUUUUUNCH !!

yup I backed right into her

Ohhhh no

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[Smarrtazz]

And now will you all join my in a prayer for the swift delivery of my JLUR which entered KZ status today...

Our Father, which art in Toledo,
Jeep be thy Name.
Thy rail car come.
Thy PDI be done,
In Boise As it is in other places.
Give us this day our 87 octane.
And forgive us our forum posts,
As we forgive those other people's forum posts.
And lead us not into bumper-to-bumper traffic,
But deliver us to Moab.
For thine is the lift kits,
the coilovers, and the lockers,
For ever and ever. Amen

 

[JEEPJL]

These Jeeps!!! They have no limits!!! Just spend spend spend! :cwl:

don't ya love it

 

[Smarrtazz]

Oh man...I wouldn’t want to leave my house!!!

But, the driver will give me a two hour window, it’s safe, right?

 

[JEEPJL]

Ohhhh no

I KNOOOOW !!!!!

 

[JEEPJL]

I think a new top with glass is only 4K

 

[Ajn13]

It was the Girl in the white JK ....I was lookin at hers and she was lookin at mine while I was backin up and .........................

Ahhh so the girl was topless? That splains it!

 

[JEEPJL]

And now will you all join my in a prayer for the swift delivery of my JLUR which entered KZ status today...

Our Father, which art in Toledo,
Jeep be thy Name.
Thy rail car come.
Thy PDI be done,
In Boise As it is in other places.
Give us this day our 87 octane.
And forgive us our forum posts,
As we forgive those other people's forum posts.
And lead us not into bumper-to-bumper traffic,
But deliver us to Moab.
For thine is the lift kits,
the coilovers, and the lockers,
For ever and ever. Amen

Amen

 

[Ajn13]

One must give a name to the one they love the most.... its like a baby, only niftier. I mean, i hope that if the day ever comes, and I somehow sucker a woman into spawning my brood, that I love them close to as much!

Wait, you mean I’m supposed to NAME these kids?!?!

 

[JEEPJL]

Ahhh so the girl was topless? That splains it!

she wasn't but it was the combination of the two that threw me off

It was a really nice white lifted JK and she climbed out and walked to the back of her Rig and asked If I could move so she could get out ....I was stunned !!!!
no excuses ...just didnt pay attention

 

[JEEPJL]

Wait, you mean I’m supposed to NAME these kids?!?!

YUP!

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Even tho you never asked for 'em, here are the shots of Veronica and a new friend she met. She got sassy and tried to touch him. I had to separate them. The colors are so damn close I have a hard time seeing any diff.

 

[CrazyKASG]

CK the quote they sent me to make that "crunch " go away was $3,154.55

I know !!!!

 

[JEEPJL]

I’ll just sit here wondering how long it will take that sloooooow driver to arrive

That's gotta be rough !!!

She is so close !!

ya got the driveway all hosed off ? hedges trimmed for her arrival Pics ?

tell the neighbors to keep there vehicles in there garages so you don't get any back ground funkyness

 

[JoeValkIS]

Even tho you never asked for 'em, here are the shots of Veronica and a new friend she met. She got sassy and tried to touch him. I had to separate them. The colors are so damn close I have a hard time seeing any diff.

Ok...I'm confused...Corvette Blue and Jeep Blue are the same color?? Does that mean that the Jeep is as fast as the Vette when in that color...or is the Vette that slow? :cwl:

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