Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[ResponsibleAdult]

Well I've been holding out on this one but I've got some shitty news !!!

La Sancha took a hit this morning !

This is the clients house I went to to measure up for a renovation , I took this pic as I left so the white truck wasn't there and that's where I pulled in right behind a big white JK - owners wife who had asked me to move so she could get out

that low lying tree branch got her right in the back !!!.............CRUUUUUNCH !!

yup I backed right into her

NO!!!!!!!

Oh, La Sancha!!! I’m so sorry!
At least it should only require minor surgery...

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[Smarrtazz]

Not if you have my luck! :cwl: Hoping he actually follows through with the call....and gets here there already! What’s another night though right? You deserve that driveway delivery!!

Thanks!!

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Well I've been holding out on this one but I've got some shitty news !!!

La Sancha took a hit this morning !

This is the clients house I went to to measure up for a renovation , I took this pic as I left so the white truck wasn't there and that's where I pulled in right behind a big white JK - owners wife who had asked me to move so she could get out

that low lying tree branch got her right in the back !!!.............CRUUUUUNCH !!

yup I backed right into her

Secondary to the sadness at the injury sustained...

THAT HOUSE!!!???!!! Wow.

 

[JEEPJL]

NO!!!!!!!

Oh, La Sancha!!! I’m so sorry!
At least it should only require minor surgery...

Agreed

It will be outpatient !

If the part is even available ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Blodgetter]

You are a far better person than me.

I’ve had my LJ for 14 years. My husband has driven it less than 10 times. My father drove it when I was concussed and needed to take my dog into the city for knee surgery (because I’m full of stupid-ass stories). And I think that’s it.

Want to drive a Jeep? Buy one.

I feel im being kind by offering to give people a ride in her. I mean, I only have the one extra seat, since i took the back seats out because.... screw passengers. Maybe a special lady would be worth giving regular rides to.... though she would likely have her own Jeep anyways

 

[JEEPJL]

Secondary to the sadness at the injury sustained...

THAT HOUSE!!!???!!! Wow.

very cool inside also !!! pool , jacuzzi and its on a canal with boat

get this ...house was built in 1950

 

[Blodgetter]

Agreed

It will be outpatient !

If the part is even available ????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Havent heard anything about hard tops being a problem, only soft tops. You should be golden. And of course bring a gold bar to pay for it

 

[JEEPJL]

Havent heard anything about hard tops being a problem, only soft tops. You should be golden. And of course bring a gold bar to pay for it

100.00 deductible

 

[Smarrtazz]

You are a far better person than me.

I’ve had my LJ for 14 years. My husband has driven it less than 10 times. My father drove it when I was concussed and needed to take my dog into the city for knee surgery (because I’m full of stupid-ass stories). And I think that’s it.

Want to drive a Jeep? Buy one.

Is it bad that your ‘accident’ stories crack me up?! I can relate, I’ve been known to be clumsy

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Florida...

 

[JEEPJL]

It is all a dog and pony show...and we are the covering on the floor...not a dog or pony... I just really hope that Jeep offers something for the patience...and that the dealership understand my loyalty to them...and appropriately compensates me. Not really holding my breathe on either account...but a fella can hope. I am figuring I will get my JL mid to late July...which means it will be 22-24 weeks since ordering. Funny thing is...Monica says I have no patience...I think this "adventure" shows that I have plenty of patience...

Oh I'm sure you'll get a HAT !

 

[Blodgetter]

100.00 deductible

ah right. you said that. And since your in FL with that no fault insurance thing, you cant even blame the tree. stupid things always jumping out into the road

 

[Blodgetter]

Oh I'm sure you'll get a HAT !

dont even ask i got a hat when I picked her up. Said to my salesman "Oh, and im getting a Hat as well" he just smiled

 

[JEEPJL]

ah right. you said that. And since your in FL with that no fault insurance thing, you cant even blame the tree. stupid things always jumping out into the road

Owner of the house said nobody has ever done that !

he kinda acted a little defensive as if I was gonna get him for damages but I redirected the conversation to the reason I was there and he lead the way and sparked up a new direction

Its all good , I was at fault and took care of it PDQ

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I have a question, as a new participant of this thread am I supposed to pick a name for my new Jeep JL that was probably one of my grandmothers' first or middle names?

(PS Please forgive me if I've failed to ready the post(s) covering this in one of the other 2600+ pages.)

I’m just catching up for the day, so you probably already know the answer, but...

Yes, a name is a good idea. As for what name, pick something you are comfortable using to fill in the blanks:

X is getting really dirty today.
Y looks great with her top off.
Z is sexy AF.

Good luck!!!

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