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[Cwu21]

Yeah boot camp was just as bad for us. I was always in the middle of the platoon so I would usually get most of my meal down, once the Platoon Guide figured out to give the rest of us time to eat by eating a little slower, because once he was done the Drill Instructors would start getting us out.

Oh and if we were caught talking during chow... Shit we got beat that night.. SMH

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[Sean L]

My dad said a guy was thrown in the brig because he wouldn’t eat butter.

well, thats a little extreme, even for back then lol.

 

[Sean L]

What about those morning after a long night of drinking then a 6 mile run.. After 5 minutes into the run all you smelled was booze then people hacking the entire time.. :cwl: ahh to be young again.. when you could do dumb shit like that and it didnt phase you

Yeah that was always a bad morning. show up for PT and you get drunk off everyone's breath! lol we had a Marathon running Platoon Sergeant that loved all those hills less than a mile away from the CP.

 

[Smarrtazz]

well, thats a little extreme, even for back then lol.

That’s what I thought until my dad pointed out it’s about following orders. If you can’t follow basic orders, how can the others trust you to follow them in the field. Makes sense

 

[Sean L]

Oh and if we were caught talking during chow... Shit we got beat that night.. SMH

lol, or you got taken straight to the pit straight out of the chow hall... that was always a mess...

 

[Sean L]

That’s what I thought until my dad pointed out it’s about following orders. If you can’t follow basic orders, how can the others trust you to follow them in the field. Makes sense

ah, so he was ordered to eat the butter... but why on earth would he refuse?

 

[Smarrtazz]

ah, so he was ordered to eat the butter... but why on earth would he refuse?

Yes, he was ordered and didn’t because he didn’t like butter.

 

[Cwu21]

Yes, he was ordered and didn’t because he didn’t like butter.

I wouldnt eat butter straight up... But throw some butter on my waffles please

 

[Sean L]

Yes, he was ordered and didn’t because he didn’t like butter.

lol, his first of many dumb mistakes at boot camp...

 

[Cwu21]

lol, his first of many dumb mistakes at boot camp...

I made my share of dumb mistakes at boot camp some were not my fault though

 

[Sean L]

I made my share of dumb mistakes at boot camp some were not my fault though

I existed, so that was enough to get me in trouble, lol.

 

[obwahn]

It wasn't quite that crazy for us Navy dorks. However, I got to "enjoy" bootcamp in Great Lakes in the dead of winter. Talk about some fun shit! We had one dude that was so sick he was coughing up blood and they just kept him right in the barracks with the rest of us. Needless to say it got spread around real good. I still laugh when I look at my boot camp graduation picture and how sick I look.

 

[obwahn]

I couldn't believe the number of idiots that couldn't figure out how simple it was to just do what you are told and you won't get your ass kicked.

 

[Sean L]

@Cwu21 @obwahn @JLU Pilot Its the Army, but I think there's plenty in here we can relate to, lol.

 

[Cwu21]

I existed, so that was enough to get me in trouble, lol.

Lol some girl from another division wrote me a letter and the drill instructors read the letter to everyone because she wasnt smart enough to disguise her damn address so the Instructors knew it was from someone at boot came... I got shit for that everyday since.. The day we left boot camp they felt it was necessary to PT my ass in front of her and everyone just because she was sitting by me.. Bunch of dicks :cwl:

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