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[Smarrtazz]

So, I convinced everyone to go kayaking today. A nice five mile stretch up the Pimegewasset River. I’ve been canoeing a gazillion times, but never kayaking. So, the driver says, “ You’ve all been kayaking before right?” So, my SO says yep. Then the driver says, “Good, because when you encounter the rapids, that’ll help you.” Everyone looks at me and I shrug, I didn’t know they had rapids. I told the girlies that we would have a nice easygoing day down the river. :cwl: Well, most were small, but a couple of them were ‘mean’ and dumped my SO ...twice. Then, an even bigger one dumped him a third time because at that point his kayak was full of water and harder to steer. Needless to say, it was a fun, eventful day

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[CrazyKASG]

Is that Crazy?

Nope. Geesh that’s not a JL!

 

[Billy]

So, I convinced everyone to go kayaking today. A nice five mile stretch up the Pimegewasset River. I’ve been canoeing a gazillion times, but never kayaking. So, the driver says, “ You’ve all been kayaking before right?” So, my SO says yep. Then the driver says, “Good, because when you encounter the rapids, that’ll help you.” Everyone looks at me and I shrug, I didn’t know they had rapids. I told the girlies that we would have a nice easygoing day down the river. :cwl: Well, most were small, but a couple of them were ‘mean’ and dumped my SO ...twice. Then, an even bigger one dumped him a third time because at that point his kayak was full of water and harder to steer. Needless to say, it was a fun, eventful day

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

 

[CrazyKASG]

4-0 Beavs in the bottom of the 3rd inning...

Fuk.

 

[Billy]

Nope. Geesh that’s not a JL!

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

6-0 Beavs...

 

[Billy]

Fuk.

I think you mean Ski-oh-fuk...

 

[CrazyKASG]

Wait until I tell you guys about my day

Getting popcorn...

 

[JEEPJL]

Someone at our place needs sports on 95 channels. Couldn’t live without his satellite tv.

This gives you all sports channels (ALL)
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give it a google and take a look at them on Ebay

I have two and love them

 

[JEEPJL]

Wait until I tell you guys about my day

So not fair !

 

[CrazyKASG]

So, I convinced everyone to go kayaking today. A nice five mile stretch up the Pimegewasset River. I’ve been canoeing a gazillion times, but never kayaking. So, the driver says, “ You’ve all been kayaking before right?” So, my SO says yep. Then the driver says, “Good, because when you encounter the rapids, that’ll help you.” Everyone looks at me and I shrug, I didn’t know they had rapids. I told the girlies that we would have a nice easygoing day down the river. :cwl: Well, most were small, but a couple of them were ‘mean’ and dumped my SO ...twice. Then, an even bigger one dumped him a third time because at that point his kayak was full of water and harder to steer. Needless to say, it was a fun, eventful day

That’s awesome.

 

[CrazyKASG]

I think you mean Ski-oh-fuk...

I do. I do...

 

[JEEPJL]

So, I convinced everyone to go kayaking today. A nice five mile stretch up the Pimegewasset River. I’ve been canoeing a gazillion times, but never kayaking. So, the driver says, “ You’ve all been kayaking before right?” So, my SO says yep. Then the driver says, “Good, because when you encounter the rapids, that’ll help you.” Everyone looks at me and I shrug, I didn’t know they had rapids. I told the girlies that we would have a nice easygoing day down the river. :cwl: Well, most were small, but a couple of them were ‘mean’ and dumped my SO ...twice. Then, an even bigger one dumped him a third time because at that point his kayak was full of water and harder to steer. Needless to say, it was a fun, eventful day

:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl: I shouldn't laugh and I'm glad no one got hurt but :cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl: there I go again !!

That had to have been a blast though ! ...great memories for the Kiddos and something to giggle about later in life

*** sounded like a scene out of National Lampoon ***

 

[JEEPJL]

So, I convinced everyone to go kayaking today. A nice five mile stretch up the Pimegewasset River. I’ve been canoeing a gazillion times, but never kayaking. So, the driver says, “ You’ve all been kayaking before right?” So, my SO says yep. Then the driver says, “Good, because when you encounter the rapids, that’ll help you.” Everyone looks at me and I shrug, I didn’t know they had rapids. I told the girlies that we would have a nice easygoing day down the river. :cwl: Well, most were small, but a couple of them were ‘mean’ and dumped my SO ...twice. Then, an even bigger one dumped him a third time because at that point his kayak was full of water and harder to steer. Needless to say, it was a fun, eventful day

Wait till the Guy's read this in the morning ...

you're gonna make their day !!!

 

[Smarrtazz]

Wait till the Guy's read this in the morning ...

you're gonna make their day !!!

I was concerned the first time, I held my laugh at the second, and couldn’t contain myself on the third :cwl::cwl:

 

[JEEPJL]

I was concerned the first time, I held my laugh at the second, and couldn’t contain myself on the third :cwl::cwl:

sounds like normal reaction until you felt they were out of harms way before you exploded in laughter !!

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