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Many years ago I did own a Cat ( Rescue) and hadn't named it yet . One day I was walking down the hallway towards the Kitchen and when reaching said Kitchen I saw "Cat " on the counter pulling out a bag of lunch meat I was thawing out with his teeth

Our eyes met and locked ! ...I said " dont do it !" ..." dont even think about it !" ...He drew his eyes away from me and proceeded to walk to the end of the counter where I reminded him once again .." Not a good Idea Boy !" ...he looked back at me , then to the floor ....and zooom !! in fight !! until he reached the living room where him AND the lunch meat tumbled together for about 5 ft until they came to a halt !!!

I started to walk towards the " Cat" and he booked! so I grabbed the lunch meat , put it back in the sink and that was that

Oh - I named him " Lunch Meat " and he grew to be 19 lbs

That's it !
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He’s also the same cat that killed all of my future pets (snakes and such) and buried them under the rugs.
Territorial little shit !!
 

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Territorial little shit !!
:cwl::cwl::cwl: He was! He was friends with the cat a couple of doors down, so they would hang together and he would sneak into the neighbor’s house and eat the other cat’s food.
 

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:cwl::cwl::cwl: He was! He was friends with the cat a couple of doors down, so they would hang together and he would sneak into the neighbor’s house and eat the other cat’s food.
That's Good !!!!!!

They are a different breed that's for sure

Lunch Meat would drag neighbor's garbage bags over to my yard and then tear them open !!
 

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That's Good !!!!!!

They are a different breed that's for sure

Lunch Meat would drag neighbor's garbage bags over to my yard and then tear them open !!
Id be like ....I dont have white G-bags ????
 

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I’m so excited!!!
Nice build !!! Perfect for your territory too !!

If I may : If you order the all weather mats in your build you wont get the factory carpet ones with Jeep on them

Some of us ordered the AW mats from Mopar or after you get into D1 status so you still get the Carpet ones they come with

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True Story :

Many years ago I did own a Cat ( Rescue) and hadn't named it yet . One day I was walking down the hallway towards the Kitchen and when reaching said Kitchen I saw "Cat " on the counter pulling out a bag of lunch meat I was thawing out with his teeth

Our eyes met and locked ! ...I said " dont do it !" ..." dont even think about it !" ...He drew his eyes away from me and proceeded to walk to the end of the counter where I reminded him once again .." Not a good Idea Boy !" ...he looked back at me , then to the floor ....and zooom !! in fight !! until he reached the living room where him AND the lunch meat tumbled together for about 5 ft until they came to a halt !!!

I started to walk towards the " Cat" and he booked! so I grabbed the lunch meat , put it back in the sink and that was that

Oh - I named him " Lunch Meat " and he grew to be 19 lbs

That's it !
:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:
 

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Nice build !!! Perfect for your territory too !!

If I may : If you order the all weather mats in your build you wont get the factory carpet ones with Jeep on them

Some of us ordered the AW mats from Mopar or after you get into D1 status so you still get the Carpet ones they come with

my $.02
They may have changed this since I received my Rig though
 

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Oh and By the By ....I've been to two car wash's today !

first one didnt get it all off so I hit the 2nd one with my bucket and sponge and gave her a hand job

she's happy and purdy once again !!

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