Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[MBurgJL]

I knighted you forever ago. Pay attention & keep up!

I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention.

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[JEEPJL]

I took my Girl out to dinner last night and then gave her a sponge bath .....I think Im gonna ride her hard this weekend and see how dirty she can get !

Dan !! really ??? already this early buddy ???

 

[JEEPJL]

Know what I saw driving down Main Street yesterday? A tractor. Common occurrence. Our traffic ranges from farm equipment to tractor trailers, with bicycles & horse drawn buggies in the mix, too.

I lived in a small town years ago and this was my cable tech support and the mayor & sheriff

 

[JEEPJL]

I’m so poor, I can’t even pay attention.

Im so poor I had to rent a Turkey for Thanksgiving last year

 

[MBurgJL]

I lived in a small town years ago and this was my cable tech support and the mayor & sheriff

I bet you got great service off the satellite dishes on the sides of their heads.

 

[LydiaSP613]

Heading into other forum threads like

 

[JEEPJL]

I bet you got great service off the satellite dishes on the sides of their heads.

yea but they only offer the Hillbilly package or the Redneck package

 

[LydiaSP613]

yea but they only offer the Hillbilly package or the Redneck package

Or?? We get both of those here!!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Thats Good! No Ticky No washy !!

So you live in a Mayberry setting ??? everybody knows everybody , Aunt Beas blue ribbon Pot Roast for 3 years in row , Drop a deuce in the morning and everybody knows what your doing before you reach for the paper ???

The 2016 census data for my village has a population of 4,987.

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[JEEPJL]

The 2016 census data for my village has a population of 4,987.

I actually kinda miss that lifestyle Lydia ....very laid back , quiet , local vendors

 

[JEEPJL]

Wheeew!! Thank You !!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Here comes Uncle Ben!!!!!!!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Yes, and your bars play BOTH kinds of music...country AND western!

Both of which are to me!!

 

[JEEPJL]

Caught somebody bashing Florida Jeeps in another thread so I had to throw a few cards out on the table to defend !!

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