Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[ResponsibleAdult]

No, you can’t borrow her! Buy your own.

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[ResponsibleAdult]

What the hell are you leaking now??

 

[MBurgJL]

No, you can’t borrow her! Buy your own.

We got to get your grill fixed!

 

[MBurgJL]

Sorry I left you out in the rain with your top off.

 

[Smarrtazz]

You guys are killing it

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

We can’t trust you in his driveway. That’s new concrete. Go out to the road.

(True story)

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Do you like spending time with the mechanic more than you like spending time with me?

 

[MBurgJL]

I’ll let my buddy drive you all he wants.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Giving me the cold shoulder isn’t meant to be taken literally. It’s -15 out. Let me close the door!

(Also, true story)

 

[CrazyKASG]

Or your boyfriend,..,.your rear end is sagging

There's a some slop in your stick.

 

[JEEPJL]

** I'll only ride you with your top off
** I'm gonna let my Friend ride you
** Boy you sure can play hard but your dripping in my driveway
** I belong to this club where we all switch rides
** once a week I get to open your gashole
** You gotta HUGE spare tire back there ( let me see you spare tire pop )
** I like popping your hood and reaching in as far as I can to try and get that nut
** Text me a picture with your top off
** how bout this weekend , just you and me and a bottle of armourall

 

[MBurgJL]

Can’t believe that Mustang rear ended you.

(True story)

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Come on, baby. I’ll give you anything you want if you will just turn over.

(Also, true....)

 

[Namib]

She can ride with us.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I’m really sorry I let the dog rip off one of your headlights.

(It was a fog light, actually...)

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