Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[obwahn]

- If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in New England .
- If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in New England.
- If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you live in New England.
- If Vacation means going anywhere south of New York City for the weekend, you live in New England.
- If you measure distance in hours, you live in New England.
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in New England.
- If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day and back again, you live in New England.
- If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in New England .
- If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both unlocked, you live in New England.
- If you carry jumpers in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you live in New England.
- If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you live in New England.
- If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you live in New England.
- If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you live in New England.
- If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you live in New England.
- If you have more miles on your snow blower than your car, you live in New England.
- If you find 10 degrees 'a little chilly', you live in New England.
- If there's a Dunkin Donuts on every corner, you live in New England.
- If you think everyone else has a funny accent, you live in New England.
- If you actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all your New England friends, you live or have lived in New England.

Nailed it! Lived here since 78, so I get it.

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[Sean L]

Hello all, Just got in from the VA. Poked, Prodded, x-rayed and medicated. I was the youngest there too.

 

[obwahn]

Hello all, Just got in from the VA. Poked, Prodded, x-rayed and medicated. I was the youngest there too.

Welcome back!

 

[Sean L]

Welcome back!

Thanks, I might have to go digging to see the topic.

 

[LydiaSP613]

Thanks Lydia
Trip was great and I got to thaw out. Hoping to make it back by the end of May, as it begins to get pretty warm out there. Easy drive only 2 hours from my place.

Hope you didn’t get sunburn during your naked rock sprawls!!

 

[Matthew/E36]

Cookie update: the reason they were brought in was because while the boss & Peach raved about them yesterday, I said I’d never had them from that place. I told the boss at 7:30 that a cookie would go great with my Friday coffee! Just finished my second, and final, cup of the morning. No cookie for me. Oh, Peach.

second...final cup...before noon...

c'mon now that's not enough!!!

Get with the program!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Do Wrangler drivers wave to JK drivers?

I have yet to wave to anyone.....
Though my hand twitches with anticipation every damn time I see a Wrangler!!!

 

[Matthew/E36]

Finally got a response, which matches what Drillionaire said!

Nice, you're only about 10 weeks out still!

Sorry, still cynical till mine arrives!...happy thread...happy thread!

 

[Sean L]

I have yet to wave to anyone.....
Though my hand twitches with anticipation every damn time I see a Wrangler!!!

Just go ahead and wave, it will be fun to see if they notice.

 

[obwahn]

Just go ahead and wave, it will be fun to see if they notice.

If she gets a return wave it will be the "blank stare, wtf, wave"

 

[MBurgJL]

Do Wrangler drivers wave to JK drivers?

I wave to all Wranglers and fat bottom girls.

 

[LydiaSP613]

I wave to all Wranglers and fat bottom girls.

That’s my jammmmmm!!!!!

 

[Matthew/E36]

Not sure any Sahara owners are on here right now. Dan the man has one, but he works for a living. Lots of Rubi snobs on here.

Edit: @Sean L also has one, another poor working stiff.

Edit: Sorry AJ, totally forgot about your awesome Devil Sahara.

Hehe, nice return ball bust! You can either have it on or off, no position choice. At least I have not explored much beyond that. I just might have to stroll out the garage and wake Rikki up and see what's offered. Or, heaven forbid, RTFM.

I can't remember who is into what...you have an auto-tranny?

 

[LydiaSP613]

Yinz inspired me to start a load of laundry since I’m home for a bit while the new internet gets installed (suck it Time Warner/Spectrum).

I thank you in advance for having less to do this weekend!

 

[Matthew/E36]

I'm a wanna-be JT Rubicon diesel snob. Also a coffee snob, beer snob, whiskey snob, bike snob, and wool socks snob. Life is short, buy the best and cry once.

Ewwww...whiskey...isn't that just bad scotch???


Pic of me last night:

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