Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Smarrtazz]

A guy has sex with a $5 whore.
He comes back the next day and says “You gave me crabs!”
The whore says “What did you want for $5, lobster?”

OMG..that’s awesome!

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[vonbek]

 

[MBurgJL]

Why can I totally seeing you ladies saying that?!?

 

[Smarrtazz]

Doesn’t matter

 

[Smarrtazz]

Why can I totally seeing you ladies saying that?!?

Well, wine is pretty fantastic!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Why can I totally seeing you ladies saying that?!?

Because we would. Duh.

 

[vonbek]

How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't drink wine?

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[LydiaSP613]

How much whine would a wine drinker whine if a wine drinker couldn't drink wine?

LOTS!

 

[JLU_Pilot]

You posting a meme of a squirrel being your spirit animal is bold.... glad to see you and squirrels have made up

 

[vonbek]

 

[MBurgJL]

 

[vonbek]

They've just been distracting her, lulling her into a sense of safety..

 

[Smarrtazz]

Forgot to add this

 

[MBurgJL]

Forgot to add this

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