Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[JLU_Pilot]

I’m trying to finish a bottle of apple Jim Beam as I type this

That sounds good.

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[MBurgJL]

See?! He gets me

Yes I do. You =

 

[MBurgJL]

That sounds good.

I prefer the honey Jim Beam. It is so smooth.

 

[vonbek]

A police officer pulls over his pastor when he notices him swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.

Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"

"No sir, why would you ask that?"

"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."

"Oh, that's just holy water."

"OK brother. So why is it in a bag?"

"Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays."

"Mind if I take a sip?"

"Not at all."

As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out... "Brother, this is wine."

The pastor, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"

 

[LydiaSP613]

Had dinner with my parents tonight & when dad asked what vehicle I'm getting when my lease is up next month, I simply splayed my hands across my chest like Vanna White....

 

[Billy]

I prefer the honey Jim Beam. It is so smooth.

Pendleton Midnight.

 

[Smarrtazz]

Yes I do. You =

 

[MBurgJL]

Had dinner with my parents tonight & when dad asked what vehicle I'm getting when my lease is up next month, I simply splayed my hands across my chest like Vanna White....

Well played!

 

[MBurgJL]

A police officer pulls over his pastor when he notices him swerving. As the officer approaches the window he notices a bottle in a brown bag on the seat.:cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl::cwl:

Officer says, "brother, I pulled you over for swerving back there. You haven't been drinking have you?"

"No sir, why would you ask that?"

"Well I noticed the bottle on the seat next to you."

"Oh, that's just holy water."

"OK brother. So why is it in a bag?"

"Well, that is to protect it from the suns rays."

"Mind if I take a sip?"

"Not at all."

As the officer puts the bottle to his lips and takes a drink, he immediately spits it out... "Brother, this is wine."

The pastor, "PRAISE THE LORD. HE'S DONE IT AGAIN!"

:cwl::cwl:

 

[MBurgJL]

Make it seven

 

[Smarrtazz]

I prefer the honey Jim Beam. It is so smooth.

I like the Jack Daniel’s Fire

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[JLU_Pilot]

I prefer the honey Jim Beam. It is so smooth.

Agree... that is a good one too. I put that one in the "dangerous" Category ... where if I start; the bottle will have a very short life.

 

[MBurgJL]

Agree... that is a good one too. I put that one in the "dangerous" Category ... where if I start; the bottle will have a very short life.

Agreed. It evaporates quickly

 

[MBurgJL]

A guy has sex with a $5 whore.
He comes back the next day and says “You gave me crabs!”
The whore says “What did you want for $5, lobster?”

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