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I cleaned up my Jeep from the trip to the mall on saturday. Now for some trips to the ice cream parlor.
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Good looking Jeep!
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The mall of uwharrie was wet last weekend! Anyone else have trouble getting over the curbs. [[GALLERY=][/GALLERY]

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It is awesome that you are taking the kids shopping at the mall with you. That's what great parents do.
 

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About 10 years ago I was in Atlanta for a continuing ed class and a couple guys in the class asked me how much i paid for all the mud on my Jeep. And i was like, "What?!" They then informed me that you could buy "spray on mud" from a place in town. I didn't believe them because it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard. Later that week i heard a commercial on the radio that advertised spray on mud "for the off-road look". But don't be alarmed, the commercial promised that their mud would not scratch or harm your paint. LOL. I am now suspicious of any muddy jeep/truck in ATL.
 

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About 10 years ago I was in Atlanta for a continuing ed class and a couple guys in the class asked me how much i paid for all the mud on my Jeep. And i was like, "What?!" They then informed me that you could buy "spray on mud" from a place in town. I didn't believe them because it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard. Later that week i heard a commercial on the radio that advertised spray on mud "for the off-road look". But don't be alarmed, the commercial promised that their mud would not scratch or harm your paint. LOL. I am now suspicious of any muddy jeep/truck in ATL.
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You know I'd much rather have people that don't off road their Jeeps to just keep em clean, ya know? Just don't pretend to wheel when you don't wheel...
 

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About 10 years ago I was in Atlanta for a continuing ed class and a couple guys in the class asked me how much i paid for all the mud on my Jeep. And i was like, "What?!" They then informed me that you could buy "spray on mud" from a place in town. I didn't believe them because it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard. Later that week i heard a commercial on the radio that advertised spray on mud "for the off-road look". But don't be alarmed, the commercial promised that their mud would not scratch or harm your paint. LOL. I am now suspicious of any muddy jeep/truck in ATL.
This is awesome. Its like spray-on ice-cream for your face. To make it LOOK like you had some. Love it.....
 

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If your rims are larger than your wheel you might have a mall crawler - in this case more like a ghetto crawler :puke:

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I was the one who revived this thread, wow never thought it would be so gratifying. Bashing MOABs. I was going to suggest adding to the title “If you bought a MOAB”. I’m happy now!
You guys are totally right - the mall traffic and curbs are brutal out here - if I only had a Rubi I could go tackle the tough stuff. :like:
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I have the top off my Jeep, doors off, ready for the warm weather....Fuck it snowed again....Now back into the 50s. and in the 60s in the middle of next week. Going to have to put off going to the mall.
 
 



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