Would you duck me? I'd duck me...

[wolfdog]

The only Ducking I care about is that if I come thru a water crossing safely! WTF cares???? LOL

Go Jeep!!!

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[aDragan]

Wife's 2018 JLU Sahara got ducked again, at least her 6th ducking. I drive a 2021 Willys 2 door and a 2020 Gladiator Rubicon and nobody ducks me.

I suppose I could buy some ducks and duck myself but that will feel hollow, like self pleasure can do sometimes.

I don't mind the wife getting hers, but am I so hideous that nobody would duck me? Tell me the truth, I can take it.

I would duck the heck out of you!

 

[Donkey Fluffer]

Long distance ducking is basically hollow. But I appreciate the offer.

 

[TX MOAB]

I have only been ducked once (I don’t really go anywhere where it is parked out in the open, so not surprising). It was a 10 yr old kid who was about to put it on my driver’s side door as I was walking up. I thought he was trying to get into the Jeep, so I asked him harshly, “what are you doing?” He panicked and threw the duck on the ground and ran away. I ended up catching up to him and apologizing for scaring the crap out of him …..

Ducking at that age is illegal in most jurisdictions, hope he learned his lesson

 

[Cajun21]

Duck season opens Oct-Jan- I say go out get your own duck, duck yourself-take a good photo- then take duck inside and clean, marinate in almond milk and seasoning for three hours and place in smoker for 6 Hours. Now that's real ducking. lol. Keep the Jeep wave going.

 

[JeepChicNJ]

I finally got (overly) Ducked!

 

[Old Dogger]

I have only got ducked one time in a mall parking lot.

 

[Remorseless]

Me scrolling through this thread being disappointed that it took 6 pages before anyone had the decency to post this gif

 

[NewJLU2019]

Me scrolling through this thread being disappointed that it took 6 pages before anyone had the decency to post this gif

Put that lotion on now!!!

 

[Headbarcode]

Me scrolling through this thread being disappointed that it took 6 pages before anyone had the decency to post this gif

...and once you found it...

 

[Remorseless]

...and once you found it...

 

[Andrews jl]

Why am I the only one not getting ducked!?
Must be a jersey thing…

 

[Donkey Fluffer]

Why am I the only one not getting ducked!?
Must be a jersey thing…

You're not! OP here, still unducked...I may have to quietly self duck and cry myself to sleep.

 

[JeepVet74]

I haven’t been ducked yet either. I’m starting to feel insecure. I felt sure I was duckable.

 

[Remorseless]

You're not! OP here, still unducked...I may have to quietly self duck and cry myself to sleep.

I haven’t been ducked yet either. I’m starting to feel insecure. I felt sure I was duckable.

The fact that both of your Jeeps are blue, and that both of you have not been ducked, begs the question - was it the lack of ducking that turned them blue?

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