Would you duck me? I'd duck me...

Donkey Fluffer

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Wife's 2018 JLU Sahara got ducked again, at least her 6th ducking. I drive a 2021 Willys 2 door and a 2020 Gladiator Rubicon and nobody ducks me.

I suppose I could buy some ducks and duck myself but that will feel hollow, like self pleasure can do sometimes.

I don't mind the wife getting hers, but am I so hideous that nobody would duck me? Tell me the truth, I can take it.

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Nobody else ducks me so I end up ducking myself when I need to get ducked.

Don't judge me.
 

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I have only been ducked once (I don’t really go anywhere where it is parked out in the open, so not surprising). It was a 10 yr old kid who was about to put it on my driver’s side door as I was walking up. I thought he was trying to get into the Jeep, so I asked him harshly, “what are you doing?” He panicked and threw the duck on the ground and ran away. I ended up catching up to him and apologizing for scaring the crap out of him …..
 
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Donkey Fluffer

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I have only been ducked once (I don’t really go anywhere where it is parked out in the open, so not surprising). It was a 10 yr old kid who was about to put it on my driver’s side door as I was walking up. I thought he was trying to get into the Jeep, so I asked him harshly, “what are you doing?” He panicked and threw the duck on the ground and ran away. I ended up catching up to him and apologizing for scaring the crap out of him …..
Lol, poor kid. He's too young to be ducking anyway. 😛
 

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Chicks have no problem getting ducked even when they aren't trying to get ducked. It's guys who are always wanting to get ducked but have a highly competitive field of other duckers to contend with in order to get ducked.
 

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Never been ducked either in MY wranglers. Go figure the beat up rental Sahara I had in key west did get ducked! I think maybe someone felt sorry for me seeing the JL sitting on Duvall street with the top and doors off during a monsoon type storm!
 
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Donkey Fluffer

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Chicks have no problem getting ducked even when they aren't trying to get ducked. It's guys who are always wanting to get ducked but have a highly competitive field of other duckers to contend with in order to get ducked.
Those damn motherduckers!
 

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Never been ducked either in MY wranglers. Go figure the beat up rental Sahara I had in key west did get ducked! I think maybe someone felt sorry for me seeing the JL sitting on Duvall street with the top and doors off during a monsoon type storm!
You should try ducking dudes, improve your odds.
 

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