Where do baby Jeeps come from?

[Stormin’ Moorman]

Daddy, Where do baby Jeeps come from?

Well son, when a mommy and daddy Rubicon fall in love they get married. And if they pray, God will send them a JL Sport S with tan seats and soft top...manual of course and the 7” touch screen.

Daddy, will the baby Jeep stay little forever? Oh no son, don’t be silly. The little Sport S will grow big and tall very soon. Very soon.

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[JimLee]

I thought the stork dropped them off..FML

 

[Dan M.]

It is possible that your baby will grow up to be a dissapointment.

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

It is possible that your baby will grow up to be a dissapointment.

Oh no! Off to the orphanage with that

 

[Roky]

Daddy, Where do baby Jeeps come from?

Well son, when a mommy and daddy Rubicon fall in love they get married. And if they pray, God will send them a JL Sport S with tan seats and soft top...manual of course and the 7” touch screen.

Daddy, will the baby Jeep stay little forever? Oh no son, don’t be silly. The little Sport S will grow big and tall very soon. Very soon.

Damn dude, you can start your own Jeep club.....stormin jeepers .....

 

[Stormin’ Moorman]

Damn dude, you can start your own Jeep club.....stormin jeepers .....

Oh lord, I know. This is my oldest sons Jeep. He saved up for two years so he could afford it. And my buddy who works at Toyota just bought a 2021 Rubicon. And my neighbor has been sending me links to Rubicons. I sell more Jeeps than the local dealership haha

 

[JimLee]

Is your Rubicon sure its his? Ive been seeing reports of alot of stranger ducking going on. Like straight up mall parking lot ducking orgies. Apparently its not even consensual.

 

[Notorious]

Like straight up mall parking lot ducking orgies. Apparently its not even consensual.

It all starts with the dance. And then the seduction happens.

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