What will you buy with your $1k Covid check?

  1. Flyslinger2

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    It looks like there may be a windfall from this stupid virus fiasco in the form of handouts to the populace. I, for one, have already determined some of it will go towards my Wrangler. Most likely the CAI from Banks.

    What is your next purchase with your $1k?

    If you redirect your spousal units $1k you could double your buying power.
     
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    :CWL:

    Do you mean, Covid-19?
     
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    Nope. It's a virus. They mutate. My version is Covad.
     
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    you mean the democrats plan to buy votes by giving out money to help cover the costs of the virus that Trump created? That money? It just comes out of our pockets anyhow, so enjoy it until the 2021 tax bill comes.
     
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    Nope. It's a virus. They mutate. My version is Covad.

    Soon to be mutated to Conan..........
     
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    :CWL:

    Conan is a bit more deadly.
     
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    So are you providing the windfall?
    No sir, we are talking about Flyslinger2’s covad virus that he created.
     
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    I'm sure it'll be tiered. The people that can afford high-end rigs and bling them out without going into debt will probably get less than the people that actually need the money (or at least I hope that's the case)
     
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    Incorrect. Covad is not a real virus and there is no bailout for this fake virus. :CWL:
     
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    It's real to me! I self-identify as a Covad virus sufferer. I need a HUGE bailout.
     
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    Remember when Peg Bundy was buying all the Mary Kay makeup from herself just to get the bonus checks? It’s like that...
     
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    No. He means the money that the Trump administration today said that they want Republicans in the Senate to send out. That money.

    interestingly, I would imagine that this money will be taxable income next on next year’s tax return?
     
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    a lot of posts here make me smile, a few make me laugh - yours is hilarious! Truly brightened my day
     
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    I read somewhere that it may be in the form of a “Tax Holiday.” I wouldn’t mind a couple weeks’ pay without income tax!
     
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    Soon to mutate to Condom, which is what you hope they will wear when they bend you over to get that $1000 back in taxes.
     
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