wordslayer
Well-Known Member
Cadillac dealer? Envision a night with your favorite Victoria's Secret supermodel. It isn't quite that good, but close.
BMW dealer? Envision a night with your favorite Victoria's Secret supermodel. It'll be fun, but you'll get an STD. You will pay out the a$$ for the experience.
Jeep dealer? You'll get to spend an afternoon sitting in a too small waiting room, while basking in the comfort of a hard and sticky chair, staring at a dirty keurig coffee pot, and the only woman you'll get is Wendy from Breaking Bad.
BMW dealer? Envision a night with your favorite Victoria's Secret supermodel. It'll be fun, but you'll get an STD. You will pay out the a$$ for the experience.
Jeep dealer? You'll get to spend an afternoon sitting in a too small waiting room, while basking in the comfort of a hard and sticky chair, staring at a dirty keurig coffee pot, and the only woman you'll get is Wendy from Breaking Bad.
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