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entropy

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It is a freaking machine. It gets me from point A to B. It is an object that serves me and my family. It has no gender, last time I looked underneath I didn't find any biological sex organ, but a bunch of man made pieces of metal and plastic.

What's next? people gonna start calling Jeeps their "synthetic partners"?
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Mine is simply referred to as the "Bitch" no where even close to PC, but then neither am I.
 

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It is a freaking machine. It gets me from point A to B. It is an object that serves me and my family. It has no gender, last time I looked underneath I didn't find any biological sex organ, but a bunch of man made pieces of metal and plastic.

What's next? people gonna start calling Jeeps their "synthetic partners"?
Then it's probably part of the LGBTQIA+ community.

We should refer to our Jeeps using the "they", "them", "their" pronouns to be more inclusive.
 

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She is Jolene (you know the song) and really more like a side girlfriend. If I thought of her as an animal, well, that would just be weird.....
 

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The first time out with my jeep I saw a steep sand dune and I said, "I wanda if I can make it up there" and made it, then I came up to some rocky terrain and said, " I wanda if I can go over those" no problem. Mudhole? " I wanda how deep that is" and found out. It didn't take long until I just looked obstacles and said, "Wanda, let's do this!"

On warm evenings my wife and my daughter often ask to take Wanda for a girl's night out.
Wanda get's along with them because they're all hard headed women that like to have fun.
 

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Mine is named Somnium; which is Latin for Dream. Female for sure... loves getting dirty, and looks great when she's topless. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure it thinks it's a mud wrestler!
 

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This is my vote for the stupidest thread I’ve seen in this forum.
 

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We have a 2019 JL Rubicon, Total awesome, fun vehicle. I called the Jeep Rubi, for short, but my wife calls the Jeep Reuben. What's good for the goose is good for the gander, however, after $25K in upgrades, Reuben sticks, in order to get the parts list approved by committee. LOL
 

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I like the humor in the thread.
 
 



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