What gender is your Jeep, and...

[DadJokes]

Well I’m not going to assume to know what gender my Jeeps identify as until they tell me.

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[Reinen]

Mine is male. And Viking. Named after King Sigurd Magnusson's longship, which sailed from the snowy fjords of Norway to the Arabic deserts. Like Reinen the longship, Reinen the Jeep routinely travels between the snowy mountains and arid deserts of Utah.

Reinen translates to "The Reindeer" in Norse. A creature well adapted and at home in rugged environments, but not predatorial. It suits my Jeep and the attitude in which I use it.

While I don't name my cars, I do name my Jeeps. I think this is because I depend a lot more on my Jeep than cars. If my Jeep fails me, it could result in a fatal situation whereas a car failing me is more of an inconvenience. Naming the Jeep serves as a reminder of that mutual dependence.

 

[RoadiJeff]

My wife's Serenity is a girl.

 

[Dudley Dawson]

You know the rest.

I’ll go next...

“My Jeep is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.”

 

[Shift Happens]

I don't even have mine yet, but my wife already named it. "Major"
I thought it was hilarious because it's Sarge Green so I said his full name needs to be Major "Sarge" Greene

And I think if it was an animal it'd be a rhino or a tortoise. It's a diesel.

 

[Xsspd]

Banana

 

[WreckEm711]

I crawled under there and saw a pipe so I guess that means it's a male.

I always picture Jeeps as being the mountain goats of vehicles: small, nimble, crawling along the rocks to places few others can get to, all while making it look effortless.

 

[Retrograde]

I don't even have mine yet, but my wife already named it. "Major"
I thought it was hilarious because it's Sarge Green so I said his full name needs to be Major "Sarge" Greene

And I think if it was an animal it'd be a rhino or a tortoise. It's a diesel.

Sergeant Major Greene would seem to be the logical choice for his name, then. As for animal, I would posit that Sergeant Major Greene is a Marine.

 

[sf5211]

I never thought of it but I guess mine’s a girl because sometimes I go a week without driving it and when I finally sit in it on Saturday, once in a while I’ll say “hi baby”.
I’ve never thought of it as any animal but I’ve posted before, these are literal Transformers. I fold the rear seats, load it with all kinds of gear and 4 wheel through mud upstate.
I’ve “transformed” it to a powerful off-road machine.
Come home, take out all the gear, raise the seats and clean it up.
I’ve now “transformed” it back to a luxurious Jeep.

 

[RedundanT]

Well I’m not going to assume to know what gender my Jeeps identify as until they tell me.

I wouldn't presume to tell my Jeep what sex it is, so it's best to just say it's non binary gender neutral until they are old enough to decide on their own. Sorry, I think I made myself sick with all that Woke horse shit.

 

[HeavyUser]

My Jeep was born a Jeep, it cannot be anything else but a Jeep. I do not care what it may think it is, it is a Jeep and will always be a Jeep.

 

[lpasq]

I wouldn't presume to tell my Jeep what sex it is, so it's best to just say it's non binary gender neutral until they are old enough to decide on their own. Sorry, I think I made myself sick with all that Woke horse shit.

If Woke were an animal, it might be a unicorn named Rainbow.

 

[lpasq]

My Jeep was born a Jeep, it cannot be anything else but a Jeep. I do not care what it may think it is, it is a Jeep and will always be a Jeep.

Roger!

 

[Gladius Nova]

I sometimes refer to it as "my baby" so maybe a daughter (girl). IDK....lol

 

[DadJokes]

If Woke were an animal, it might be a unicorn named Rainbow.

How dare you species assign!

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