'Twas the Night Before Jeepmas: a personal tale.

[ASMSAS]

Love the creativity, made me laugh. I sent it to my mom, she's gonna love it too. Merry Christmas!

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[ASMSAS]

I thought of a few more

Now that I have my Jeep, I gave it a glance,
Something looked off when I checked out the stance,
The tires are too small, and clearance is limited,
I need bigger ones, if those are permitted;

When I asked the forum, I was told many things,
You must get thirty fives with beadlock rings,
And with all that advice, I looked to the heavens,
Maybe I should get some thirty sevens;

Of course with new tires on my fancy mall crawler,
I now need a lift on my brand new hauler,
There are lots of options, all at steep price,
So I went back online for a bit more advice;

Springs, arms, and bars may need to be changed,
Maybe a lift kit will have everything arranged,
All bolts must be tightened with upmost care,
Hopefully to prevent the death wobble scare;

So I took my stock Jeep and drove to a trail
To test my stock options, to see if they’d fail
Low and behold on the hardest of lines
35s were enough and the clearance was fine!

So as an end for this Christmasy tale
Your Jeep is capable at it’s first moment of sale
But if you are Jeeping and you get tire envy
Get those 37s and re-gear, it’s trendy!

 

[jcruse64]

Well played!!!!!

 

[AFD]

Was driving around in my Jeep Christmas Eve, saw another oncoming so I rolled up my sleeve
- to give the good fellow the friendliest wave, while hoping to receive one as nice in exchange.

Twas a beautiful shade of Firecracker Red - all lifted and gifted like Santa's big sled.
As I rose up my hand it suddenly fell short, when I saw this sweet Jeep was only a Sport.

The surly old man gave a hardy salute, a four-fingered wave from the burly ole brute.
Then I made my way home to light up the tree, reflecting a bit about my snobbery.

I awoke in the morning to open my presents, and felt a bit better after prayerful repentance.
The last box I opened 'from Santa' was writ, was a daft Angry Grille and a big bag full of shit.

- Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[19 JLUR Bright Whit3]

So I took my stock Jeep and drove to a trail
To test my stock options, to see if they’d fail
Low and behold on the hardest of lines
35s were enough and the clearance was fine!

So as an end for this Christmasy tale
Your Jeep is capable at it’s first moment of sale
But if you are Jeeping and you get tire envy
Get those 37s and re-gear, it’s trendy!

FYI. 39s are the new 37s LOL.
MC Marlene! When you coming back to JHWR?

 

[Blue Bear]

That's a keeper!

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