Top 10 reasons I’d trade my Jeep for a Bronco

[Jeepmarkjl]

1. Ford figures out how to get 236 mpg from waste water.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.

until then…I love my Jeep.

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[Outrun]

I'd buy your Bronco.

 

[JDoty47]

You may have a taco dependency

 

[entropy]

Now I want tacos for lunch

 

[Jeepmarkjl]

You may have a taco dependency

No, you’re wrong I don’t. I DON’T. There’s nothing wrong with a little bit of taco sometimes. Like bfast or after walking the dog or sometimes after it rains or when Amazon guy delivers a package or when a bird flies by. Totally normal.

 

[Heimkehr]

I don't even like Mexican food, and now I'm jonesing for a taco.

So, Mark...if you could please get busy attending to #4. Thank you.

 

[Jeepmarkjl]

I don't even like Mexican food, and now I'm jonesing for a taco.

So, Mark...if you could please get busy attending to #4. Thank you.

Jeeps & Tacos man. Jeeps and Tacos. Stuff of life.

 

[aldo98229]

So do you get Chicago-style tacos over there, with kielbasa and bacon, 4 kinds of cheese, cut into cute little squares, and deep fried for added crunchiness...?

 

[garyji]

I only have one. Ford gives me 500K for my Willys.

G.

 

[Jeepmarkjl]

So do you get Chicago-style tacos over there, with kielbasa and bacon, 4 kinds of cheese, cut into cute little squares, and deep fried for added crunchiness...?

Lol. blasphemy! Taco purist here. Although I am partial to Chicago style hot dogs and pizza.

 

[JW-UK]

2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.

Please take the marketing and product planning departments too.

 

[LiveToWork]

What i dont get about the bronco is the IFS. Theres going to be so many bronco owners constantly breaking front end parts, will there not?

 

[Notorious]

When there are problems in your family, it’s best to taco bout it. Lettuce sit at the table, put away the beef, squeeze the tomatoes and holy guacamole, praise cheeses the problems are solved!

 

[Litfury]

Somebody get this man a taco stat!

 

[Sidspider]

I had tacos last night, but I kinda want a 3 wheel Wrangler now!

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