Top 10 reasons I’d trade my Jeep for a Bronco

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Broncos,Tacos, money, prostitutes and puppies…….A man could be persuaded 🤣
 

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1. Ford figures out how to get 236 mpg from waste water.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.

until then…I love my Jeep.
🤣🤣🤣
 

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Maybe I’m being snarky, but does the new Bronco look like the FJ Cruiser if it had stayed in production? Nothing wrong with the FJ but if you take the 8” BRONCO emblems off it’s looking very family SUV like.
 

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1. Ford figures out how to get 236 mpg from waste water.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.

until then…I love my Jeep.
Wonder how many younger forum members don’t get the homage to Letterman…
 

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Maybe I’m being snarky, but does the new Bronco look like the FJ Cruiser if it had stayed in production? Nothing wrong with the FJ but if you take the 8” BRONCO emblems off it’s looking very family SUV like.
Yes! 100%

It’s not for me.
 

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What i dont get about the bronco is the IFS. Theres going to be so many bronco owners constantly breaking front end parts, will there not?
You seem to have fallen behind, so allow me to catch you up. That whole ifs vs sfa thing is trivial, because "99.9% of us never go beyond a dirt road" and "most buyers don't know what's going on under there anyway". We just like to sit up high enough to see over the cars in front of us on line at the local drag strip.

Now get out from under that rock, and join our pilgrimage over to the corvette forum so we can tell them all about how our Wranglers will "eat their lunch all day long"

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Maybe I’m being snarky, but does the new Bronco look like the FJ Cruiser if it had stayed in production? Nothing wrong with the FJ but if you take the 8” BRONCO emblems off it’s looking very family SUV like.
When I look at it I see a Honda Element.
 
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1. Ford figures out how to get 236 mpg from waste water.
2. Jeep hires the entire quality control team from Land Rover.
3. Owning a Ford Bronco will stop my kids from asking me for money.
4. Bronco adds a taco dispenser (w fresh limes)
5. Bronco exhaust can be mined for gold dust and diamonds.
6. A Bronco passively can run all the power in my house - even with the house AC on high and teenagers leave the damn door open all the time.
7. If owning a Bronco compels attractive and smart women to spontaneously show up at dinner with tacos at my home.
8. Has a button that pays for college tuition (tax free)
9. Jeep decides to change the Wrangler to a 3 wheeler.
10. Broncos fart golden retriever puppies who are potty trained day one and don’t chew on your shoe laces EVERY freaking chance they get.

until then…I love my Jeep.
Now I want Tacos with an ice cold Dos Equis on draft….
 
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