Some solace for those in wait

[MacBigButt]

Might have taken to much medication tonight, but anyways, I was thinking of all the poor, brave souls pining for their JL orders. This is for them...


'O Wrangler, Wrangler, wherefore art thou Wrangler?
'Deny thy Fiat-Chrysler-Alpha and refuse thy Build Date.
'Or if thou wilt not, be but sworn to a Delivery Date and I’ll no longer be a whiny baby.
‘Tis but thy Build Date that is my enemy:
'Thou art thyself, though not a Dealer Order.
'What’s a Dealer Order? It is nor Sting-Grey nor Nacho nor Punpk'n nor Ocean Blue nor any other color belonging to a Dealer.
'O be some other Build Date.
'What’s in a Build Date? That which we call a rose by any other name would be the actual flipping build date;
'So Wrangler would, were he not Wrangler call’d, be delivered on time.
'Wrangler, doff thy Build Date, and for that Build Date, which is no part of thee, hurry up, get your ass built, get delivered and take all my damn money.

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[Sean L]

She speaks! Oh speak again fair Sahara!