Ask him if Land Rovers are available in mens colors...A family friend is heavy into the Land Rover scene. Ever since I took delivery of my JLU, he's been giving me a [good natured] ribbing over it.
There's also the occasional picture that he'll send to me. Here's the latest:
There's also this one:
Help a fellow Jeep owner out here. What witty retorts should I use when he waxes poetic about the alleged advantages of his British marque?