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[Retrograde]

So being the 50 plus gentleman I am I said "Hey I guess we have good taste in Jeeps"

That's not how you say "I have money."

Shoot your shot old timer. Maybe the next one has low self esteem and deep seated daddy issues!

It's what we live for, man.

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[thecritter]

Don't matter the age big yellow lab drewling out the side they all want to wave and say hi lol. Took the wife's shittypoo half shitzoo and poodle to the groomer with him in my lap no doors I might as well had on two gold Rolex watches. It only gets kinda weird when around town and I purposely wave at the same jeep over and over every time I see it knowing she is not gonna wave back, now it's kinda a sport. Even have my son doing it to her

 

[DUNE RAP]

If your a manly guy...young woman like it. Today’s men are lacking testosterone and seem gay...

 

[Miloe]

I find my best pickup line with the younger women is "I have good credit but am willing to ruin it"...

Gotta remember this one.

 

[Notorious]

She looked down from her phone and mumbled something ...

next time, no words. Just a hand gesture, a wink and blow her a kiss. And then you’ll get to learn what engine she has based on her 0-60 time.

 

[Notorious]

That's not how you say "I have money."

Are suggesting that he launch his wallet at her head and then follow thru by yelling, “hey you BIDGE wahman”?

 

[JimLee]

Sometimes you just gotta throw it out there

 

[Twojayhawks]

Besides the Jeep wave there is the awkward side pull up.
Jeep is new to me and this is my first summer, though I've had a convertible for 25 years now.
So anyway today I pull up to a Jeep on my left at the light it's top is off and behind the wheel is a 25ish blonde in denim shorts.... yea fuckin denim shorts...
So being the 50 plus gentleman I am I said "Hey I guess we have good taste in Jeeps"
She looked down from her phone and mumbled something ...I couldn't hear her over my heartbeat.

Nah you are good just loose the hat

 

[Retrograde]

*Picture of... Eeeew.*

That's wrong, man. Just wrong.

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