Proximity locks & impatient wife

[zouch]

i would pay to watch that.

You should get one to demonstrate for the other.

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[Pig-Pen]

i would pay to watch that.

just go to pornhub. Plenty of free examples

 

[zouch]

not nearly the same; one is real life, the other is just performance "art".

just go to pornhub. Plenty of free examples

 

[Reinen]

not nearly the same; one is real life, the other is just performance "art".

I'm loving how my OP has evolved into discussing the merits of pornhub. That I did not expect.

 

[Pig-Pen]

I'm loving how my OP has evolved into discussing the merits of pornhub. That I did not expect.

at least its not your step sister or step mom having this door issue

 

[gssnyder]

The problem with opening the door for your wife (I usually do, cars and buildings, and was taught to do so by my mother), is when you don't do it. Then you get called out for NOT doing it.

My wife will stand there and stare at me on the rare occasion I don't open her door!

 

[Wraif]

Maybe I'm just old school, but if you opened the door for your wife it would take care of your problem and might also benefit you in other ways.....

I totally agree, my wife will not touch a door handle, whether in a vehicle or a building, if I am in the proximity. She likes it and other women are envious.

 

[Reinen]

I totally agree, my wife will not touch a door handle, whether in a vehicle or a building, if I am in the proximity. She likes it and other women are envious.

Yeah, I know other people have it easier than I do. All you need to do is open a door and you can do so unimpeded without sabotage. Sounds dreamy.

Now imagine trying opening a door for someone who will literally run in front of you (she's really good at it), stand directly in front of the door with hand on the touch sensitive door handle, be unable to open the door as she won't carry her fob, while standing not only in your way of reaching the handle but also in the way of the door itself opening. ...and blames the Jeep for the predicament she's in.

That's my wife. When it comes to chivalry and proximity entry, she's straight up broken. She's past the warrantee period and no repair facility will accept her. I have to find a workaround.

 

[JimLee]

This is nothing, my wife opens the damn Jeep door while i'm rolling up the windows in that small amount of time you get after shutting off the engine

 

[Reinen]

This is nothing, my wife opens the damn Jeep door while i'm rolling up the windows in that small amount of time you get after shutting off the engine

You can do that? That must mean I've NEVER beaten her to that door opening!

 

[jonahgetz]

The best way to solve this is simple, just don’t have a wife. Im single with no kids, I have the Unlimited with manual locks. It’s pretty simple, I walk up to the vehicle, flip out the key on the fob, stick it in the keyhole, turn the key, and eureka I’m good to go. Peace of mind. If I need to put something in the back seat I just reach my hand through and good to go. I pretty much only use the rear portion of the Jeep for extra space while camping. I may of had a few of my siblings use the back seat while I was in town to visit. I just unlocked the doors and left them unlocked everywhere we went. I like that Jeep let’s you lock your glovebox and center console, as for the rest of the Jeep, I’m not worried about anyone taking anything. If someone wants to get in my Jeep and sit in there while I’m in a grocery store, they’re more than welcome, but it would be slightly awkward when I come out of the store.

 

[Roky]

This is nothing, my wife opens the damn Jeep door while i'm rolling up the windows in that small amount of time you get after shutting off the engine

Ditto......must be a wife thing...

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