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LOL Truth!!!

Only USPS is "Your package was lost some where!" Then 20 minutes later dude drops it off. Worse tracking ever.

For instance I live in Eagle River just north of Anchorage, in 28 hours it went from Anchorage to Eagle River to Anchorage to Eagle River to Anchorage to Eagle River then delivered a day later. Weird it is like they are fighting over who is going to deliver.
 

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Ground shipping, in my own experience:

UPS
Dynamic tracking numbers; reasonable consistency in meeting projected delivery dates. Per my Ring doorbell camera, they're also the worst package handlers (this isn't constant, but it's occurred just enough that they've earned this distinction.)

FedEx
We have your shipment? Maybe we do, and maybe we don't, fool. Know this: you'll get it when we're good and f*cking ready to get it to you.

USPS
Guaranteed services not guaranteed! Postage cost increases last week and next week! Wait 10 minutes while we shoot the breeze with the customer in front of you!

Amazon
Here's your package, your college transcript and the procedure notes from your gall bladder surgery.
 

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Ground shipping, in my own experience:

UPS
Dynamic tracking numbers; reasonable consistency in meeting projected delivery dates. Per my Ring doorbell camera, they're also the worst package handlers (this isn't constant, but it's occurred just enough that they've earned this distinction.)

FedEx
We have your shipment? Maybe we do, and maybe we don't, fool. Know this: you'll get it when we're good and f*cking ready to get it to you.

USPS
Guaranteed services not guaranteed! Postage cost increases last week and next week! Wait 10 minutes while we shoot the breeze with the customer in front of you!

Amazon
Here's your package, your college transcript and the procedure notes from your gall bladder surgery.
LOL! Amazon says “here’s your shit, please place an order for what we knew you wanted“ . . . and if you don’t want it, drop it off at Kohl’s and they’ll take care of it!
 
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so, in the welcome thread, you claim you wife is busy buying mods for the jeep, yet here you are like a kid on christmas...uh huh...get addicted & blame it all on your sweet little ol' wife :giggle:
Shssshsshoosh after 32 years of marriage a man does figure out a few cheats.

It was all her idea!
 

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My experience with UPS is: Your package was delivered. We left it at your front gate. WTF?!, I don’t have a gate.

So I file a lost package claim and they just say, ok we lost your package.

Happened on multiple packages in a row.
 

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USPS - Hey. We've been delivering your shit by one name or another since 1775, what do you want from us?

UPS - "What can Brown do for me?" Get me my fucking package... and put some pants on you shorts-wearing bastards.

FedEx - I saw Cast Away. Did that little girl ever get the ice skates that Tom Hanks turned into a hatchet for opening coconuts and impromptu dental work??? Yeah, I didn't think so.

Amazon -
You: "Alexa? Where's my package?"
Alexa: "Well, if it was in your ass you'd know where it was."
You: "WTF???"
 
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Someone needs to dip Alexa’s mouth in soapy water...
 

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Omg UPS once left about $2k in car parts outside the gate on the sidewalk! Big boxes with brand names on them. I lived near a busy street and lots of crackheads wandering around. It was amazing it just sat there for an hour or so. I was so pissed.
 

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My experience with UPS is: Your package was delivered. We left it at your front gate. WTF?!, I don’t have a gate.

So I file a lost package claim and they just say, ok we lost your package.

Happened on multiple packages in a row.
At least they admit they lost it.

My last FedEx delivery was delivered to the wrong house, as you can clearly see in the picture they took dropping it off. After a week of escalation and asking their stupid text system for updates, they still say it was investigated and had been delivered, please contact the shipper with any complaints.
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