Never been *ucked

[Donkey Fluffer]

I have gone long enough. I want to get *ucked and I want to get *ucked now!
I clean up good and I hang out in all the cool parking lots, but there's still no *ucking for poor me. My wife Bonnie gets *ucked by anonymous strangers all the time, at the gym, the post office, she even gets *ucked at Walmart. She taunts me every time she's been freshly *ucked and sure, she's pretty and all, if a bit orange, but dammit I ain't that bad looking, just a little overweight and green. Is there such a thing as a mercy *uck? Yes, we have an open relationship, she's a JL and I'm just a lowly JT, but this is the 21st century.

I'm desperate enough to pay for a good *ucking. I'm not above parking behind some shady building to keep your random *uckings discreet.

Desperately signed,
Clyde

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[jlang]

Whoa

 

[R00STER]

If you aren't getting "ucked while your wife is getting *ucked, then you aren't in an "open relationship", you are just a *uckold.

You might want to try working on your body a bit, lose some of the bed....like all of it.

 

[Donkey Fluffer]

You might be right. I'd like to at least watch her get *ucked.

 

[grimmjeeper]

You could just go pay for it. But then you'd just be *ucking yourself... ?‍

 

[Donkey Fluffer]

You could just go pay for it. But then you'd just be *ucking yourself... ?‍

I guess I'm just *ucked either way...sigh.

 

[R00STER]

I guess I'm just *ucked either way...sigh.

Or not *ucked, as it were.

I think you are in good company, so don't take it too hard.

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