Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

I got up to cheese puffs on the coffee table, milk all over the counter, crumbs n such all over the kitchen table, blankets n pillows over the spare bedroom, water all over the bathroom floor, and the toilet seat up, and the water was yellow.

Of the three adults in this house, I'm not the one responsible for cleaning up after those kids. Yet, somehow I'm the one left to clean it up.

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[Steveo]

I'm suing HF for a "Subungual Hematoma"

https://www.healthline.com/health/subungual-hematoma

For one million dollars!

 

[wahlsaint]

One of my HF 6 ton jack stands just bit me. I was testing it per this video...



And sure enough, it collapsed and pinched my finger.

They ARE dangerous! I hope I don't lose that nail!

Ugghh.

Is that some UNIX bosheet in the background?

 

[Steveo]

Ugghh.

Is that some UNIX bosheet in the background?

Sort of, Github probably runs on some linux flavored OS. But no, that's some Windows bosheet.

 

[Steveo]

But you make a good point, I should probably ask for TWO million dollars due to damage to my baby soft programmer hands.

 

[wahlsaint]

But you make a good point, I should probably ask for TWO million dollars due to damage to my baby soft programmer hands.

Yep!

 

[OilBurnerHoldOut]

In other news, the boys are determined to both fit on the loveseat.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I got up to cheese puffs on the coffee table, milk all over the counter, crumbs n such all over the kitchen table, blankets n pillows over the spare bedroom, water all over the bathroom floor, and the toilet seat up, and the water was yellow.

Of the three adults in this house, I'm not the one responsible for cleaning up after those kids. Yet, somehow I'm the one left to clean it up.

Fucking Chris

 

[Steveo]

Fucking Chris

 

[JEEPJL]

But you make a good point, I should probably ask for TWO million dollars due to damage to my baby soft programmer hands.

6 ton jack stand = 6 tons of money

finger nails matter

 

[Steveo]

I had to pierce my HF Jack Stand injury with a red hot paper clip to let the blood out.

 

[SABLE RHINO]

One of my HF 6 ton jack stands just bit me. I was testing it per this video...



And sure enough, it collapsed and pinched my finger.

They ARE dangerous! I hope I don't lose that nail!

Note to self: Do not buy HF jack stands, I didn't realize until watching that just how bad they are.

 

[SABLE RHINO]

I got up to cheese puffs on the coffee table, milk all over the counter, crumbs n such all over the kitchen table, blankets n pillows over the spare bedroom, water all over the bathroom floor, and the toilet seat up, and the water was yellow.

Of the three adults in this house, I'm not the one responsible for cleaning up after those kids. Yet, somehow I'm the one left to clean it up.

#fuckingchris

 

[Steveo]

Note to self: Do not buy HF jack stands, I didn't realize until watching that just how bad they are.

Well, once they have them back in stock, that's a good time to buy them as they'll be sure to get it right this time. I'm sure a recall is not cheap for HF or whoever they pass the blame on to, probably the mfg.

 

[Steveo]

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