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[Ohwillyb]

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[MBurgJL]

Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so, try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the whiskey.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

I love baking too!!!

 

[Redwrangler]

Sample the whiskey in a large glass to check quality.

Take a large bowl, and check the whiskey again, to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it’s best to make sure the whiskey is still OK, so, try another cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the frigging fruit and the damn cup off the floor.

Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the whiskey.

Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to put the dirty stove in the dishwasher.

This is hilarious. Reminds me of Foster Brooks.

 

[008]

Asking for a friend

According to Vonbek, 5 glasses....plus the rest of the bottle. Kinda like licks on a tootsie pop.

 

[Ericandkaren99]

 

[LydiaSP613]

Stay safe out there dealing with snow, snow, snow!!

 

[Smarrtazz]

 

[Smarrtazz]

One day closer to Friday (it’s)

 

[LydiaSP613]

One day closer to Friday (it’s)

Happy Friday Eve!!!
Ps, I love that you corrected the it’s!!! Nice to see a fellow grammar person!

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[Smarrtazz]

Happy Friday Eve!!!
Ps, I love that you corrected the it’s!!! Nice to see a fellow grammar person!

Most definitely!

 

[LydiaSP613]

Currently driving a Kia for 37 more days. The price was right & I did what I had to do! Lol

 

[LydiaSP613]

 

[obwahn]

Hey Lydia, you should try taking up coffee. I hear some people like it.....

 

[steelerpsugirl]

Omg Kia lmao!! I had a salesman that once sold kias and he said he went to open the glove compartment and it fell right off!
Wonder what Mazda means... I drove a bunch of those.

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