Jeep humor waiting room ( ** NO POLITICS ** )

[Steveo]

all right everyone, time to head home. Got to make use of some leftovers.

Buh bye and bon appetite!

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[Billy]

Still not as cringe worthy as sparks to the spread biscuit.

 

[J.R. Quimby]

Are you using the #1 USB port?

I fucking knew Jeep Informant would have a video on this :cwl:

 

[JEEPJL]

Is this all we’re supposed to have for ORP?

Thats what I have ...just missing the Altitude and GPS coordinates

 

[Grandpa'sMallcrawler]

Awesome!!

Now I’m up to speed. (And jealous of Lydia’s new latches.)

Where is Canada is Craig from?

If @Grandpa'sMallcrawler is on the island, I want to see pics of Mt. Washington snow and Courtney surf in the same day.
(So I can live vicariously)

I'm in Vancouver on the mainland. I may get to the island in a couple of weeks though.

 

[Grandpa'sMallcrawler]

North Vancouver.

At the foot of Mount Seymour.

 

[Grandpa'sMallcrawler]

I just got the call from the dealer that my new Jeep will arrive on Tuesday...WooHoo!!!
Ordered 25th Oct. That's 2.5 months (ish).

So now the question is...
How to christen the JL?

Sex in the local beach parking lot at night could be fun, (old tried and true), and the look on the young cop's face when his/her flashlight reveals a couple of 64 year olds going at it would be priceless, but I don't think my back would handle it, also I have a perfectly good bed at home.

For the boat, Beer was sacrificed across the Bow, and some to Poseidon, along with a few sacred words, along with some over-spray from peeing over the side.

Not sure about peeing up the side of the new JL, and these days alcohol and vehicles is frowned upon.

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Okay, so the the decision was made for me.
The dog PUKED all over the back seat today.
That new car smell, is...let's say...Not so new anymore.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Good Morning everyone. Had a sick day yesterday... Ugh.

Hope you are feeling better today! Being sick sucks.

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Tried out my new rip saw blade last night. Works so much better than the wrong one I had installed. oops

You truly DO have every tool, don’t you???

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I've named the new couch Stubby, cause I have stubbed my toes on it 7 times already

:cwl:

 

[Zazoh]

So as much as I do like having ESS.... It bugs me to no end when I stop and don't shift to park fast enough and it does an auto stop and immediate restart because I'm not in drive anymore...

I started throwing into neutral just before a full stop to avoid that but sometimes I forget.

Hate it. I unbuckle when I hit the driveway. Won’t stop if seatbelt off.

 

[Zazoh]

Did someone say Thunderstruck cover ...

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

Mike... you're setting off the self destruct and you know it!

It’s a Rubi. Bound to happen some day....

 

[CrazyKASG]

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Okay, so the the decision was made for me.
The dog PUKED all over the back seat today.
That new car smell, is...let's say...Not so new anymore.

Nooo!!! That wasn’t the initiation you wanted!

 

[CrazyKASG]

Did someone say Thunderstruck cover ...

Nice!!!!!!!!

 

[ResponsibleAdult]

I'm in Vancouver on the mainland. I may get to the island in a couple of weeks though.

Haven’t been your way since 2010.

You put on a great party...

Did you live there then? Go to anything?

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